Midnight Pals: Cage Match 2 (Patreon)

King: submitted for the approval of the Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyy stephano king you thinka you so smart Musk: you no hear i gonna fight mark zuckerberg? Musk: now who looka cool eyyy?

King: you know elon King: you really don't need to do this to impress me Musk: Musk: but you are impressed, no?

King: elon let me give you some advice that i give my son King: violence is never the answer Barker: why would you tell joe that Poe: clive Barker: that is some centrist lib dorkass bullshit, steve Poe: clive Barker: i could solve this problem right now with some violence

Poe: clive steve is trying to set a good example for his son Poe: what would joe think if his dad suddenly started saying its fine to just beat people up Barker: he would think his dad was totally cool King: clive i King: wait do you think joe would really think i was cool

King: like if i was in a fight? that would be cool? Barker: yeah that would be badass Barker: we could arrange something Barker: like maybe you could fight wrath james white King: yeah? Barker: and be killed instantly ha ha ha! King: clive i'm being serious!!

Barker: what about alan baxter hahaa King: be serious clive! Barker: ok steve who do YOU think you could take King: uh King: King: uhhhhh King: i could probably take howard Lovecraft: [sweats] m-me?!? Barker: yeah i believe that

Elon Musk: eyyyy so i no fight mark zuckerberg no more Musk: my mama she say Musk: don't stay out-a late with the bad-a boys Musk: always shoot-a pool Musk: elon gonna flunk-a da school!

Musk: i would totally beat-a mark zuckerberg but my mama she say i no can fight King: wait your mom says you can't fight mark zuckerberg? Musk: si King: Musk: you still thinka i'm cool right? King: King: exactly how old are you anyway?