Midnight Pals: Escape Antics (Patreon)

HP Lovecraft: s-so my editor at weird tales wants me to ghost write a storyLovecraft: for harry houdiniKing: harry houdini? the famous escape artist?King: wow, howard, what an opportunity!Lovecraft: i guessKing: whats the matter howardLovecraft: i justLovecraft:Lovecraft: what kind of name is houdini

Harry Houdini: pick a card! pick any card!Lovecraft: okHoudini: is itHoudini: the ace of spades??????Lovecraft: wow! what theLovecraft: it is!Lovecraft: that's incredible!Lovecraft: they should call you "harry how'd he do that"

Lovecraft: cuz people are gonna be wondering "how'd he do that"Houdini: "harry how'd he do that"Houdini: hmm that's goodHoudini: damnit i should have thought of that

Lovecraft: ya know harryLovecraft: you're alrightLovecraft: for an italianHoudini: oh houdini's just a stage nameLovecraft: oh good!Houdini: my real name is weiszLovecraft:

Houdini: so there i wasHoudini: trapped in the bowels of the pyramidHoudini: mummies to the left of meHoudini: mummies to the right of meHoudini: and that's whenHoudini: i started to get madHoudini: and that's the story of my egyptian vacationLovecraft: wait a minuteLovecraft: did any of that really happen?Houdini: no, not reallyLovecraft:Lovecraft: do you take constructive criticism?Lovecraft: what ifLovecraft: instead of mummiesLovecraft: you met some eldritch abominations?Houdini: but still in the pyramid, right?Lovecraft: oh yeah yeah the pyramid is greatLovecraft: people love a good pyramid

Houdini: so there i wasHoudini: trapped in the bowels of the pyramidHoudini: eldritch horrors from beyond infinity to the left of meHoudini: eldritch horrors from beyond infinity to the right of meHoudini: and that's whenHoudini: i started to get mad

Arthur Conan Doyle: wow!Doyle: i can't believe that's a real story that really happened!Doyle: to think! proof that eldritch space monsters are real!Doyle: proof in our time!

Doyle: harry, how did you escape from the pyramidHoudini: [tapping nose conspiratorially]Doyle: aw c'mon!Doyle: c'mon!Doyle:Doyle: C'MON!

Houdini: so there i wasHoudini: the world's greatest escape artistHoudini: trapped in a mind-boggling pyramid trapHoudini: by an eldritch horrorFrank Belknap Long: what if the eldritch horror was a giant hot sexy wolf with six arms and big boobs

Houdini: iHoudini: whatLong: like in bend your knees to the brain teaseHoudini:Houdini: whatLong: god i wish that was meLong: lost in her pyramidEdward Lee: whats this about boobs