Midnight Pals: Mambo #5 (Patreon)

Tim Waggoner: I'm writing a book of advice to budding horror writers Waggoner: any advice to share? Stephen King: i like to listen to music to get in the appropriately spooky headspace Waggoner: ah interesting! Waggoner: what music? King: Mambo number 5 Waggoner:

King: [sitting at typewriter, cracking knuckles] ok! King: time to get down to business! King: [snaps fingers, fedora flies from off screen into his hand, smoothly places hat on head] King: [dancing] A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE!! King: A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SIDE!!!

King: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society King: Poe: what's wrong? King: i don't know, i'm just not feeling it King: [snapping fingers] oh wait i know what's missing! King: A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE!! King: A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SIDE!!

King: A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE King: A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SIDE Poe: wow steve really likes that record Tabitha King: hm yeah he really does Tabitha King: hey let me see that record for a second Tabitha King: [immediately smashes record w/o breaking eye contact]

Stephen King: Tabitha King: I'm only going to ask this once King: have you King: or have you not King: heard about mambo number 5? King: CUZ EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MAMBO NUMBER 5 IS THE WORD! King: A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA BY MY SIDE- Joe Hill: mom, dad, are you getting divorced

Stephen King: joe! no no King: of course not! King: your mother and i still love each other very much King: it's just that sometimes when you've been married for a long time, you need King: [jumping up, dancing] A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA BY MY SIDE

King: boy! what a banger! its too mad we can't hear the first 4 mambos Poe: those were too dangerous to be released steve Poe: like the second act of the king in yellow Poe: or the first 5 leonard movies