Midnight Pals: Moonland (Patreon)

Mira Grant: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the super rich woman who bought the moonGrant: but it’s okay, it turns out she’s one of those nice super rich peopleGrant: who just wants to do whimsical things

Grant: but that’s all in the pastGrant: that woman is a relic of a by-gone age of exploitative capitalism but now they realized that letting rich people buy moons might not be a good ideaGrant: but they let this one moon sale standGrant: you know, for fun 

Grant: so in the future, this super rich woman builds an amusement park on the moon of SaturnGrant: but it’s earth moon themedStephen King: what’s that mean?Grant: cheeseGrant: lots and lots of cheese

Grant: so the moon amusement park exists in perpetuityGrant: luckily the rich woman left in her will that nothing bad can ever happenClive Barker: how’s that work?Grant: oh you knowGrant: lawyers wrote it down that nothing bad can ever happenGrant: pretty boilerplate stuff

Grant: so the descendants of the super rich woman are going to the amusement parkGrant: but they’re just ordinary folks, you know, just like you and me!Grant: despite being scions of obscene moon-buying wealth

Grant: they might be super rich but they’re just like you and meGrant: just your average polyamorous bisexual communeBarker: oh damn! they ARE just like us 

Grant: so the descendants go to the moon amusement parkGrant: but, uh oh, someone tries to kidnap their kid!Grant: don’t worry, it doesn’t workGrant: so they all lived happily ever afterDean Koontz: phew! that had me worried