Midnight Pals: Extremely Online (Patreon)

Ramsey Campbell: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the village where people looked like rabbits Franz Kafka: hm that sounds problematic Kafka: what beta readers do you use Campbell: oh i don't use beta readers Kafka: don't use--!!!

Kafka: you don't use beta readers??? Campbell: no Kafka: wow ramsey Kafka: yikes Campbell: what? Kafka: you did a no growth Campbell: what? Kafka: you did a bad feel Campbell: what are you talking about? Kafka: you did a cold prickly Campbell: literally what is happening

Campbell: i don't use beta readers, unless you count my wife Kafka: WOW Kafka: YIKES Kafka: no yikes doesn't cover it Kafka: BIG YIKES Barker: franz what the hell are you doing

Campbell: look, if i made a mistake, i'll apologize Kafka: no no Kafka: the time for apologies is past Kafka: now is the time for being held to account Campbell: Campbell: ok, well, i'm sorry Kafka: SORRY'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH

Kafka: i am calling out ramsey campbell! Barker: what are you calling him out for Kafka: Kafka: the important thing Kafka: is that he's been called out!

Kafka: "unless you count my wife" Kafka: i mean Kafka: really? wowKing: Poe: Koontz: Lovecraft: Barker: franz Barker: franz have you considered Barker: and i mean this in the nicest possible way Barker: just being depressed again?

Kafka: "unless you count my wife" Kafka: wow! just wow! Kafka: i am calling this out this problematic behavior online Kafka: anyway now i'm off to work at my day job at lockheed-martin