Midnight Pals: Squishy ghosts (Patreon)

Abby Howard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society, I call this the tale of the Crossroads at Midnight King: ah! a faustian tale of devilish bargains, eh? Howard: no Howard: it’s mostly like Howard: what if you met a guy Howard: who was real squishy

Howard: what if a cornfield was haunted by a squishy ghost Howard: what if a mattress was haunted by a squishy ghost Howard: what if you went to the beach and there was a squishy ghost

Howard: here’s a story about a family that raises a lake monster Howard: you’ll notice this monster is typical of Cretaceous mosasaurs which are TECHNICALLY not dinosaurs but just look like dinosaurs bc of convergent evolution Barker: oh great, nerd shit Bogleech: no this is good

Howard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society, I call this the tale of the mystery video game set in an economically depressed rural town Frank Belknap Long: oh I love night in the woods!! Howard:

Howard: this isn’t night in the woods Long: but there are furries in it right? Howard: there’s a possum Stephanie Rabig: nice

Howard: there’s these things called ditchlings Koontz: those are cute! Howard: they lay eggs in paralyzed animals like parasitic waspsKoontz: Poe: jesus christ abby why would you say that in front of dean! Poe: you know better than that! Bogleech: no this is good

Howard: you know what happens if you hit a ditchling Howard: well they’re real Howard: s q u i s h y Dean Koontz: why would anyone hit a ditchling? :( Howard: exactly

Poe: cool story! King: yeah this one was lots of fun! Koontz: i liked it! Howard: you all hate me and want me to die