Midnight Pals: Last Day (Patreon)

Seann Barbour: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the day that kept repeatingStephen King: oh! like groundhog day?Barbour: except that everyone also becomes a murder pyschoKing:King: oh that's not like groundhog dayBarbour: no it's not like groundhog day at all is it steve???

Barbour: so everyone is turning into murder psychosBarbour: it's kind of a real problemBarbour: but this one guy, every time he diesBarbour: he starts the day all over againBarbour: which would be kind of greatKing: except for theBarbour: yeah except for the murder psychos

King: wow! so this guy has to get the day to stop repeating?Barbour: no he's kind of more concerned with stopping the murder epidemicPoe: how did they stop it in groundhog day?King: uhhh beats me, did bill murray kill the groundhog or something

Poe: no no that wasn't itKoontz: i think it had something to do with the power of friendship actuallyPoe: thatPoe: that might be it

Barker: you guys, you're all wrongBarker: he stopped it by fucking andie macdowell Barker: she was really big in the early 90sBarker: i mean, if you needed someone to play "girl" in a film, bam, she's your gal

Barbour: so this guy has to figure out what's making everyone into a psychoBarbour: the first question -- should he try to find supplies or get out of town?Barbour: let's poll the audience

King: supplies!Poe: yeah that sounds goodBarbour: ok so he's gonna look for suppliesBarbour: ah no! turns out that just got him killed!Barbour: play again?

Barbour: so he wakes up again and finds the day has started overKing: ok well i'm not gonna make the same mistakeKing: this time he should try to get out of townBarbour: ok should he go west or eastKing: he shouldKing:King: uhhhBarbour: take your time