Midnight Pals: the state of elon (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king! Musk: itsa me, elon musk! Barker: ohh steve your best pal is here King: we're not pals Musk: stephano king!!! how you canna say dat

Musk: alla da people onna da twitter, they no lika me! Musk: i don't-a get it! Musk: i clogga da feed witha spam anna nazis! Musk: i posta old meme! Musk: i maka dem pay $8! Musk: by my-a calculations, i shoulda be REAL popular now!

Musk: [praying to shrine] mama mia santa lowtax Musk: i do everything you do! Musk: but da people, why they lika you but they no lika me?? Musk: [placing mangosteen on altar] answer my prayers santa lowtax

Musk: santa lowtax, i charge people to post onna internet justa like you Musk: santa lowtax, i bea da bad father justa like you Musk: santa lowtax, i posta da funny memes justa like you  Musk:  my meme game issa strong, santa lowtax! Musk: saya my meme game issa strong!!!

Musk: santa lowtax give-a me a sign Musk: thata my meme game issa strong!! Musk: tella me that i ama real funny! Musk: you remember that time i a-bringa a sink inna da twitter office? Musk: i hada real big hit back inna italty with thata one

Musk: santa lowtax why people say ima notta funny? Musk: i ama very funny guy! i willa make people laugh! Musk: i willa make people laugh iffa i have to die trying! [meanwhile] Poe: i heard elon musk locked himself in a bathroom and had a tantrum Barker: haha now THAT'S funny!