Midnight Pals: Grosser than Gross (Patreon)

Eric Raglin: report to the goop troop  Shelley Lavigne: and we always stick together  Raglin: yeah we're the goop troop  Lavigne: best of friends forever  Raglin: bop-a-loo bop boppa loo wop  Lor Gislason: YEAH

Lor Gislason: bloop bloop time for goop  King: excuse me lor you're actually supposed to say "submitted for the approval of the midnight society"  Barker: no hang on  Barker: this has a nice ring to it

Poe: oh clive you can't be serious  David Cronenberg: i'm going to start saying that too  Poe: you guys  Poe: you can't just change the intro!  Poe: we all agreed!

Barker: not to mention they have that great songPoe: that was just the goof troop theme song  Poe: with the word "goof" replaced with "goop" Barker: was it?  Poe: yes we  Poe: we did the exact same joke the last time lor was here

Barker: it's a catchy song  King: we should get a theme song!  Poe: no we shouldn't  King: i bet the rock bottom remainders could whip up a good-  Poe: NO we shouldn't

Eric Raglin: better watch out, these stories are pretty gross  King: what's gross?  Raglin: grosser than gross  King: what's grosser than gross?  Raglin: Biting into an apple and finding a half a worm  King:  King: ew

Raglin: oink oink piggies here's some stories straight from the pig pen of depravity  Raglin: the swine waller of decadence  Raglin: the hog lagoon of disgustingness  Raglin: like the 1980s Mad Scientist monster lab kit new from Mattel, these stories have been declared "too gross"

Raglin: you ever think about what would happen if you had really bad acne  Raglin: like REALLY bad pus  Shelley Lavigne: i have also been thinking about pus by coincidence  Lor Gislason: bloop bloop me too  King: boy you guys really love pus

Shelley Lavigne: what if there was a party in the heart of a deadly epidemic  Poe: wait this is interesting  Lavigne: a pox party  Poe: sure go on  Lavigne: and it was really horny  Poe: uhBarker: yes go on

Lor Gislason: bloop bloop what if you made clothes out of baby skin?  Gislason: like on an industrial scale?  Gislason: bet they'd find some real weasel words to hide that reality  King: you really think people would do all that?  Agustina Bazterrica: no let him cook

Bazterrica: what if there was a world with cannibalism on an industrial scale  CB Blanchard: people are always talking about the bad things about cannibalism  Blanchard: capitalism  Blanchard: and never about the good things about cannibalism  Blanchard: that it's hot