Midnight Pals: Gross Out (Patreon)

Lor Gislason: bloop bloop time for goopGislason: this is the story of the sick-offGislason: these nurses make a bet about who can be the grossestGislason: and one eats poopGislason: so i guess i should sayGislason: bloop bloop time for poop

Lor Gislason: bloop bloop so he eats a poopMarquis de Sade: oh yeah i do that all the timePoe:King:Koontz:Barker:Lovecraft:de Sade: i said 'oh yeah i do that all the time'Barker: yeah yeah we all heard you

de Sade: i totally do! i do!Barker: yeah yeah marquis hold on a secondBarker: looks like a package just arrived for youde Sade: what? huh?de Sade: what is it?Barker: looks like it's that attention you orderedde Sade:Barker: ah ha ha

de Sade: i do! i eat it all the timeBarker: sure ya doBarker: get outta here, marquis!Poe: that's not actually his name, cliveBarker: I don't care what his name is

Mary Shelley: sup fuckersde Sade: mary shelley! i eat poop!Mary Shelley: sure ya do, marquisde Sade: i do! i really do!Shelley: who's telling the story tonight?de Sade: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE

de Sade: i do! i'll do it right now!Shelley: yeah? you gonna prove it?de Sade: de Sade: umPoe: don't encourage him, maryBarker: no no let's see where this goesPoe: you don't encourage him either, clive

de Sade: i do it! i do it all the time!Shelley: no one cares, marquisPoe: his name's not marquis, that's his titlePoe: you know, like lord byronShelley:Shelley: what the fuck

Shelley: you telling me i've been calling my boyfriend by the wrong name this whole time?Shelley: what's his real name?Poe: georgeShelley: George!??Shelley: that's a nerd name!

Mary Shelley: you mean to tell me i've been dating a nerd this whole time!?Mary Shelley: i ain't getting burned again!Mary Shelley: your name better be fuckin percy, nerd!!!!Percy Shelley: yes dear