Midnight Pals: Monster Romance (Patreon)

John Wiswell: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the story of the monster romanceClive Barker: hell yeah some monster fuckingWiswell: no no noWiswell: not monster fuckingWiswell: monster ROMANCE

Barker: wait whatBarker: what's the differenceWiswell: well instead of fuckingWiswell: there's going to be hand holdingWiswell: the exchanging of knowing glancesWiswell: perhaps some complicated victorian fan code

Wiswell: this is monster romanceWiswell: with come hither glancesWiswell: strategically dropped handkerchiefsWiswell: sapphic, ace/aro, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, hurt/comfort, identity porn

Mary Shelley: sup fuckersClive Barker: john is telling a monster fucking storyShelley: oh hell yeahWiswell: i keep telling youWiswell: its not monster fuckingWiswell: it's monster romanceShelley: thats great, i could stand to hear some monster fuckingWiswell: no its

Wiswell: so there's this slime monster named shesheshenWiswell: which is a perfectly good monster nameWiswell: she's named after the sound of muttley laughing in wacky races

Wiswell: now shesheshen eats peopleWiswell: but she falls in love with this human so she can't eat herWiswell: because, when you love someone, you don't eat themCB Blanchard: well, that doesn't make a lick of sense

Wiswell: so the monster is all in love with a humanWiswell: but there's a complicationWiswell: the human's family is anti-monsterWiswell: in fact, they are monster huntersWiswell: highly problematic

Wiswell: the monster falls in love with a lady named homilyWiswell: now she has to deal with homily's familyWiswell: Lecture, Sermon, DissertationWiswell: and the twinsWiswell: Monologue and Soliloquoy

Wiswell: the monster is all like 'wow, human, we are very different'Wiswell: 'but perhaps, in another way, we are very much the same'Wiswell: 'perhaps we can live and learn and laugh... as a family'Barker: when do we get to the monster fuckingWiswell: i already addressed this