Midnight Pals: 42nd Street (Patreon)

Preston Fassel: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of 42nd StreetFassel: ahhh New York's 42nd Street!Fassel: [rubbing hands in delight] Just as rancidly rotten as I remember!

Fassel: 42nd st in the 70sFassel: the greatest hive of scum and villainy on the planetFassel: just a big bubbling cauldron of slime and sleazeFassel: just a raw teeming itching hole of depravityFassel: just a Ralph Bakshian pornocopia of steaming slutmuffery

Fassel: the big theaters on 42nd street show only the finest filthFassel: like 'The Disembowling IV' and 'Monster Titties-A-Go-Go'Fassel: but you can barely see the screen for all the garbage & the junkies & possibly the bodies of dead hoboes Poe: wait is this story appropriate for dean

Koontz: stop it edgar i'm not a baby! >:CKoontz: i'm just as big as the rest of you!Barker: yeah edgar let him hear itPoe: clive don't be an instigatorPoe: you know how dean getsBarker: let him hear it, he'll be fineBarker: our little man's gotta grow up sometime

Poe: i'm just concerned it might be a little much for deanPoe: is there gore in this?Fassel: oh yeah lotsPoe: and drugs?Fassel: so much drugsPoe: and porn?Fassel: the mostPoe: what about dead dogs?Fassel: nopePoe: no?Poe: ok never mind i guess its fine then

Fassel: so there's this projectionist and he's got a cursed snuff filmKing: wow! this story sounds great!John Carpenter: a cursed snuff film? i already did this story and you all hated it!King: well, now we like itCarpenter:Carpenter: son of a 

Fassel: when a man has jerked off to everythingFassel: and it seems like the world holds no more pleasures for him to jerk off toBarker: oh man, big moodFassel: and the only solution is to make a deal with the powers beyond for a new drugBarker: oh man, BIG MOOD

Fassel: the projectionist is just absolutely obsessed with the girl in the snuff filmFassel: he would do anything for herKoontz: does he find her? do they get together?Fassel:Fassel: umFassel: you want to know if he gets together?Koontz: yeah!Fassel: with the girl in the snuff film?Koontz: yeah!Fassel: do you know what a snuff film is, dean?Koontz: yeah!Poe: he doesn't prestonKoontz: shut up! i do! i'm smart too!