Midnight Pals: Cats (Patreon)

Algernon Blackwood: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the town of cat peopleStephen King: wow! this sounds almost as adorable as ramsey's story about the town of rabbit peopleRamsey Campbell: it's not adorable, it's creepyKing: of course ramsey

Blackwood: this whole town is full of people who are secretly catsLovecraft: is this supposed to be scary? this town sounds great!Poe: yeah i wouldn't mind visitingJunji Ito: [wearing cat ears] nya!Dean Koontz:Koontz: i guess it sounds ok

Blackwood: something wrong, dean?Koontz: noKoontz: no i guess it's fineKoontz: it's justKoontz: i guess a town of cats is fine too

Blackwood: this guy goes to a town where the people are all suspiciously catlikeKing: catlike? how so?Blackwood: people are likeBlackwood: likeBlackwood: you knowBlackwood; like junjiJunji Ito: [wearing cat ears] nya!King: oh right, right, i gotcha

King: wow! imagine! a whole town of cat people!Junji Ito: [wearing cat ears] i'm going to starveKing: you just ate, junjiIto: [wearing cat ears] i'm dyingKing: we just fed you like 5 minutes ago!!

Ito: [wearing cat ears] i'm going to starveKing: fine, fine, here have some foodIto: [wearing cat ears] i can't eat thisKing:King: ok fine [shakes bowl]Ito: [eating, wearing cat ears] delicious!

Blackwood: this guy is visiting a weird cat townBlackwood: so this cat girl starts to cast her wily charms on himBlackwood: she's all "let's go out and i'll show you the town"Blackwood: "no wait let's stay in"Blackwood: "no let's go out"Blackwood: "no on second thought..."

Blackwood: this guy is in this weird townBlackwood: and suddenly he realizes that all the other residents are conspicuously ignoring himBlackwood: like you call their names and they don't respondBlackwood: you scratch the ground and say pspsps and they don't even look at you

Blackwood: all the cat people are like "hey you should join us!"Blackwood: but he's all "i better not" and he runs awayLovecraft: i don't get itLovecraft: why wouldn't he join?Poe: yeah, why wouldn't he?Ito: [wearing cat ears] nya!Lovecraft: this story makes no sense!

Dean Koontz: i wish there was a town where the people were like dogsNeil Gaiman: ah but deanGaiman: there is such a town!Gaiman: and you can visit it anytime that you desireKoontz: really?!Gaiman: through the power of your imaginationKoontz: wowwwww!