Midnight Pals: Scary Mountains (Patreon)

HP Lovecraft: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the mountains of madnessLovecraft: it's about a scientific expedition to antarctica that finds a terrifying ancient evilClive Barker: is it penguinsLovecraft:Lovecraft: m-maybe

Lovecraft: look it's not just penguinsLovecraft: these penguins are really scaryLovecraft: for one thing, they're really bigBarker: so emperor penguinsLovecraft: no iLovecraft: you know what shut up

Lovecraft: the important thing isn't the penguinsLovecraft: the important thing is the mountainsBarker: ah yes those mountains of madnessLovecraft: yesBarker: the ones alluded to in your titleLovecraft: yesBarker: those mountainsLovecraft: yes

Lovecraft: ok so these mountainsLovecraft: they're not like ordinary mountainsLovecraft: they're strange and sinisterLovecraft: like the strange and disturbing paintings of Nicholas RoerichKing:Koontz:Poe:Barker:

Barker: "strange and disturbing paintings of nicholas roerich" huhPoe: clive don't startBarker: no no edgar tell me you don't want to hear this explanationBarker: because i want to hear itBarker: i think we all doKing: i'd kinda like to hear itBarker: yeah i thought so

Nicholas Roerich: so i'm just gonna paint a nice pink mountain hereRoerich: maybe put a happy little tree right thereRoerich: gotta give him a friendRoerich: like I always say, 'everyone needs a friend'Lovecraft: horrifying!

Roerich: now we'll paint some happy little cloudsRoerich: Remember how free clouds areRoerich: they just lay around in the sky all day longLovecraft: ghastly!

Lovecraft: horrifying! look at those soft pastel hues!Barker:Lovecraft: the almost hypnotic sense of peace and tranquility!Barker:Lovecraft: a certain "asian" quality to those mountainsBarker: there it is