Midnight Pals: Desert Planet 2 (Patreon)

Frank Herbert: hey manFitz James O'Brien: heyHerbert: so uhHerbert: you got any more of thatHerbert: special stuff?O'Brien: maybeO'Brien: why don't you sit down and play some mariokart with me for a while

[later, at space coven]Frank Herbert: [manic, nose running] so there's a special drug that makes you hallucinate so hard you can fold spaceHerbert: its made out of worm shit and it will turn you into a salamander

Herbert: also they have to use the space cocaine to fly cuz computers are haramHerbert: hey is anyone eating this san pedro cactus?Jules Verne: what? noHerbert: anyone mind if i...?

Verne: you know, frank, people usually process that before they eat itVerne: you know to get at theHerbert: [chomping san pedro cactus] yeah the mesaline i knowVerne: maybe take the spines out at leastHerbert: no no the stabbing gets it into your system faster

Herbert: everyone wants to own this drugHerbert: cuz whoever controls the spiceHerbert: controls the universeHerbert: shit, that's pretty goodHerbert: quick, someone hand me a pencil, i gotta write that one down

Jules Verne: alright hot shotVerne: so you say whoever controls the spice controls the universeVerne: well answer me thisVerne: this spiceVerne: does it flow?Herbert: [desperately patting pockets] for the love of christ someone hand me a pencil!!

Herbert: so like everyone is fighting over arrakisHerbert: to get the spice, you knowRobert Heinlein: yeah! Yeah!!! fighting!!! yeah!Herbert: that's rightHerbert: POLITICAL fightingHeinlein:Herbert: ooo there's so much intrigueHeinlein:

David Lynch: the dark in the deep, the eyes in the snailHerbert: really? a movie of my book?Lynch: the dark in the deepHerbert: oh yeah it's called dune

Herbert: you know, arrakis, dune, desert planetHerbert: and here's the important thing--Lynch: the eyes in the snailHerbert: exactly!Herbert: NOT A DROP of waterHerbert: NOTADROP!!!

Lynch: the dark in the deep the eyes in the snailHerbert: thanks for all coming to this screening of lynch's dune movieHerbert: i'm sure you'll all-Jules Verne: SHOW US THE WORM!Robert Heinlein: WE WANT THE WORM!HG Wells: WORM! WORM! WORM!

Herbert: everyone just wants to see the wormHerbert: maybe they'll be more tuned in to my vision over at midnight society[at midnight society]Poe: WE WANT WORM!King: GIVE US WORM!Lovecraft: WHERE'S THE WORM?Barker: SHOW WORM, COWARD!Koontz: [banging pot] WORM! WORM! WORM!