Midnight Pals: Elon's Back (Patreon)

King: submitted for the approval of the  Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king  Koontz: oh steve! it's your friend!  King: he's not my friend  Koontz: but clive said-  Barker: ah ha ha  King: goddamn it clive!! now you've got everyone saying it!

Elon Musk: eyyyy stephano king wottsa matta for you  Poe: steve can you please tell your friend to leave us alone  King: he's not my friend! we're not even acquaintances!  Musk: eyyy stephano king why you no lika da elon  Musk: see, i giva you da check  King: i don't want it! stop!

King: elon, maybe you shouldn't give verified checks to terrorists on twitter  Musk: eyyyy why you calla it da twitter wottsamattaforyou, you deadnama da twitter!  Musk: ya musta respecta de transition!  Musk: eyyy you lika da joke? elon maka da joke  Musk: da one joke  Musk: elon only needa da one joke

King: elon, that's illegal  Musk: eeeeey i identify assa da helicopter!  King: you could go to jail  Musk: eeeey you gotta da blue hair! whya you so a woka stephano king?  King: for real, elon, you could get in trouble  Musk: eeeeeey uh  Musk: uh  Musk:  Musk: eeeeey i identify assa da helicopter!

Poe: look steve i know you like playing with your friend  King: he's not my friend!!!  Poe: but he's really kind of obnoxious  King: he's not my friend! he just keeps showing up!  Poe: you need to tell your friend that this is a private gathering  King: he's not my  King: goddamnit!!

Elon Musk: eyyyy now i tella da story  Musk: here a picture offa da nazi frog  King: that's not a story!  King: that's just a meme!  Musk: you no lika da memes??? issa good memes!  Musk: eeeey stephano king i breaka you face!

Musk: you no lika da elon? eyyyyy i showa you all!  Musk: i buya dissa campfire!!  Musk: now itsa mine?  Musk: [stomping on fire] now whosa laughing ey??? ey??? paisano!!! Poe:  King:  Barker:  Lovecraft:  Koontz:  Musk: [stomping on fire] now whosa laughing???

Musk: [stomping on campfire] i owna da campfire!! letta datta sink in! King: elon! your pants are catching fire! Musk: [in flames] mama mia!! why da jewish media do thissa to me???