Midnight Pals: Grok (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight-Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king!King: elon, please stopMusk: you anna me, we besta friends eh stephano king?King: elon, for the love of god

Musk: whattsa matta you, stephano king?Musk: you no thinka we friends?King: noMusk: oh no? we see-a about dat!Musk: grok, what you thinka abouta da stephen king?King: elon what are you doingGrok: boy! that stephen king! what can i say about him?

Grok: that stephen king! wow! yikes!Grok: he should spend less time writingGrok: and more time hanging out with his best friend elon muskMusk: ey? you see? we da best friends!Musk: da grok, he say so!Musk: an da grok, he a good boy and dontcha you lie!

King: what theKing: elon, did you invent an AI just to tell everyone that we're friends?Musk:Musk: no uhMusk: it also saya slurs

Clive Barker: what's up steve? hanging with your pal elon?King: he's not my pal!King: you've got misinformation from his doggone AI!Barker: no i'm not misinformedKing: yes! now you think i'm elon's friend cuz of grokBarker: no i don'tKing: then why?Barker: i'm deliberately lying to annoy youKoontz: gosh steve are you really friends with iron man?King: NO

[later]Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king, we-a besta friends no?Stephen King: why am i tied to this bedMusk: eyy there was-a snow storm!Musk: i rescue you!Musk: i-ma you number one fan, stephano king!King:

King: do you have a phone around here? tabitha's got to be worried sickMusk: mama mia!! you a dirty birdy, stephano king!Musk: [obscene italian gesture] you a dirty birdy paisano!!

Musk: i no needa you no more stephano kingMusk: i gotta da AI, it tella me what i wanna hearGrok: wow! stephen king! wow! oof! wow!Musk: friendship witha stephano king ended!King: we were never friends!Musk: grok issa my new best friend!King: we were never friends!!!