Midnight Pals: Hackin' (Patreon)

King: i can't believe elon's grok is pretending i'm friends with himKing: i need to stop that AI before everyone believes it!King: i've got to hire a hackerKing: franz, you've got to help meFranz Kafka: what? me?Barker: steve, no

Kafka: i'm not a hackerKing: oh i thought franz was a hackerBarker: what gave you THAT impression?King: you know, with the cat ear headphones and the striped thigh socksBarker: no steve that's something ENTIRELY differentKafka: n-no it isn't, on second thought yes I'm totally a hacker

Kafka: it means i'm a hacker, nothing elseBarker: sure franzKafka: it does! it totally means i'm a hacker!Barker: franz, go play with your blahaj plush, the adults are talking here

Barker: you know who you need? you need william gibsonBarker: the best hacker money can buyKing: william gibson? how do i contact him?Barker: you don'tBarker: he'll contact you

King: can you really hack grok, william?William Gibson: [wearing black duster and fingerless black gloves] my hacker name is shadow gigabyteKing: oh sorryGibson: can i hack grok? listen kid i was cyberbyting the megabyte mainframe when you were just rebooting your motherboard mouse data bandwidth modem emailKing: wow!

Gibson: my CPU is a neural net processer, a learning computerKing: wow he really sounds like he knows what he's talking about!King: that definitely sounds like hacker talk to meGibson: CD RomGibson: internetJoe Hill: dad can i talk to you for a secondKing: not now joe daddy's hiring a hacker

Gibson: [wildly slapping keyboard] i'll re-index the mega bit blaster cyber codex Gibson: [wildly slapping keyboard] now we'll cybersecurity the lock box data centerKing: hey what happens if you push that button?Gibson: what the-- no!![klaxons sound]King: what's that mean?Gibson: shitGibson: we've got company

Gibson: sentient cyber virus electronic guard cyberbotsGibson: real high techGibson: state of the art in bio-tech wetware neural-data scrapersGibson: [putting on sunglasses with red laser scope] and they ain't friendly

King: what are we going to do?!Gibson: kid, you keep your hands to yourself unless you wanna become roadkill on the information super highway!!!Gibson: hold on to your CPU (central processing unit)!!!

Gibson: [wildly slapping keyboard] gotta reconfigure the darkweb logistics for ethernet wavetech Gibson: [wildly slapping keyboard] upload the memory downloader for dumpware backupGibson: [wildly slapping keyboard] uncodify the cyberpatch modifer aaaaandGibson: i'm in

King: wow, you hacked twitter?? how did you do it?Gibson: the greatest hackers never reveal their secrets[earlier]Gibson: [wearing fake mustache] hey elon its me catturdGibson: could you give me your password?Elon Musk: sure it's "picklerick420"!