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Merch Club Q3 2025 Reveal! (Patreon)

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2025-07-25 23:58:20
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2026-06
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Hey NaddBuds! Caldwell here with two important updates!

Merch Club Q2 2025 Items (Boggy's Bud Koozies and Joust Do It Socks) have finally arrived at our fulfillment center and will be shipping to all who qualify very soon, so keep an eye out for an order confirmation email!

I'm pleased to reveal a first look at our Merch Offerings for Q3 2025! Not only will we have this GORGEOUS Skaldova map, we'll also have a William Shitts the Pocket Frog keychain ready to faithfully guard your keys and hump your precious gemstones. Size information and style example provided below.

To find your way to these items, join or upgrade to the $25 Merch Tier by September 30th!*Skal Be There For You,

Caldwell *Items expected to ship in October

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Mike Y

Well, I guess today's as far as I hold out before the Merch Club tier. See you soon William Shits!

eliza sleepker

Holy peak this is so cool. I can’t wait to have all my gems polished by Mr. Shitts himself

Alec

ABSOLUTELY WILL SNATCH UP THAT POCKET FROG

Jennifer

The map is beautiful!

KingHalt

THE SKALDOVA MAP ALREADY LETS GO!!!

Heliks

Same actually, was just about to ask. not sure if it just goes to anyone at the $25 tier, or if going to the $25 tier then gives you access to the shop items to purchase after joining.

margot d

It just goes to anyone in the 25 dollar tier

margot d

You don’t have to purchase anything after you upgrade

oh! its vee! this isnt the last youve seen of me!!

It'll be the latter. They recently changed how merch club works. You go to $25 tier, then you will be given a code that will zero out the order at check out when youa dd them to your cart

Flimp Flam the Fierce Flumph

Devastated to not be getting a busty potato wearing a "spudf**kers" t shirt. What about your fans who want to horny out to root vegetables with giant bazongas? It's like you've forgotten about your base. Corporate sell outs

StarsPaw-Pawn

Don’t worry, I’m SURE it’ll be ready for Q4. Supply chains and all that

Toni

I know he was mainly attracted to gemstones, but do you think William Shitts would smooth out some really neat rocks?

Ryley D

OMG OMG OMG OMG I LOVE THESE SO MUCH

James Lindberg

I'm trying to get personalized license plates, but CA dmv won't let me put 69 on it unless it's a '69 model. Do I buy a new (old) car or put some other (obscure) vulgar term on my new plates?

Freya

I’m new to the merch club game! For q2 did we need to receive an email and order through the website like q1? Any assistance is appreciated! 🫡

han!!!!

i think q2 emails haven't gone out yet, they should at some point soon, but yeah you'll either get a shop link or a shipping confirmation email whenever they do

gr0ff1n

weird take, but can the frog be slightly smaller

Not Another D&D Podcast

For this quarter, all you have to do is upgrade to the $25 by September 30th and you're eligible! We use the address info in your patreon account to send out merch rewards, so if you're at the correct tier and your information is up to date, then you'll receive your rewards automatically! There is an exception, though. If we're sending out a shirt or something that requires you to input a size, we'll email you a link to a private store where you can select your items. Otherwise, it's all automatic as soon as you upgrade. Hope this clears things up! ~Caldwell

Kitt

That’s so cool, I love it 🥰

aiyana graham art

might have to join the merchant club for this one! always imagined it spelled "schitts" (like schitts creek so I guess maybe thats why you wouldn't have spelled it like that)

Saoirse

Take my eggs

Shel B Kennas fav SG is welly’s number one felly

We most likely will get that next quarter, there’s usually a 1 Q delay for that stuff (hence Skaldova now) bc it takes a bit to design, reduce and approve the proofs before you can get it in production. I will lightly bully Caldwell for a spudfuckefs crop top ala hooters with his logo he drew or a tank top. Either way

Grimmie

GORGEOUS I simply must!!!

Ken

wait one question: will the william shits keychain be 3D or acrylic 2D (I see the style example is 3D, just asking for clarification)? either way I will sub to the merch tier.

Mynne Maxine

Duckteam t-shirt is still my favorite