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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Hurwitz (weirdly) as well as the resplendent Bailiff WifeWorm as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!

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Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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Gregory Moskowitz

Ok guys finally caught it early hopefully someone sees this and lets Emily know Sebulba is literally a main character in the new star wars pod racing game with several flash back missions as him!

Jeremy Voigtschild

I think the episode cuts out halfway through? Its only 24 mins long and it seems to end in the middle of a conversation

Rennifer

Give us justice Pimplo!

Avery P

Hell nah put the dog outside

Nathaniel F

Even though my DM clearly had the little devil guy steal the second half of the episode, I’m just thrilled to know it was seen :)

Nathaniel F

Unlike our money, it looks like it brought the episode back :)

Jack Kelly

Omg it’s like an early tune-in Easter egg

CommodoreBlue

Murph: “…I’ll grab it and throw it in the trash” Murph was clogging the drain. I am certain of it now. The bits of cat litter and poop on his fingers caused the hair to clog more easily. Emily is innocent

Jeremy Voigtschild

It is fixed now!! Thank you! I hope yall razz Murph for barehanding dry turds even more in the second half 😂

Leah S.

Gonna bost this, I would love to hear Emily have a take on the new Pod Racing game.

Nick English

MURRRRRPH YOU CANT BAREHAND A CAT TURD WHAT THE HELLLLL

FiendishNoodles

I strongly believe that although the players should not need to accept their poop dice back, it would be funny if next to the dice fund jar, the DM also had a poop die jar on the mantel, full of all of meatball's trophies (washed of course)

Marc Bollinger

Thanks Bud :) Not sure if the fix has been pushed out to the RSS feed, as mine is still showing the old info, but I'll just listen here and check there later.

Runt Amoeba

Woah, hi other Shan G!! I am a fellow Shan G, who like your wife, also falls asleep to old dungeon court episodes 😂 I felt very seen!

Marc Bollinger

Just throwing it out there, but the demon should have been a Kangaroo in a red brooklyn hoodie if it was planning to steal the money and not give it back. Also, the DM could have just made the machine consume an equivalent value of resources to operate. Problem solved - at least until you start manipulating commodity values to artificially create more favourable exchanges and distort the underlying logic of economic activity into dangerous abstraction divorced from society's material needs that merely extracts and concentrates wealth within an increasingly rarified cult of kleptomaniacs.

Ollie

It’s not meatball’s fault, it’s his parents faults for not training him properly and then on top of it not replacing the dice when his dog eats them, like dude this is your fault. Also there’s no way the stuff is making it through digestion without being impacted in some way 😭😭😭

S Bekkum

The Apple podcast episode still cuts off after 24 minutes.

Aaron James

I had the same problem with Dread. My solution was to replace the Jenga tower with a d6 system where, based on the number of players, you start with a pool of dice and each time you roll you remove one dice from the pool. If all the dice you roll are 1s you die.

C8

worst ep to listen to as a 27 year old 10/10

Bryce

Was this episode aired previously? I swear I remember listening about the dog and the Baldurs gate players before

Cosmo Reynolds

U simply have to post a transcript of the cat shit monologue, so we can use it for auditions

Erlin’s Plagued Sword

I was extremely confused when I saw it was newly uploaded and only 25 minutes long lmao

Tyler Whorff

I also will pick up the occasional dry cat turd but I use a tissue or a paper towel at least lmao

Mairead Like Parade

Wow I loved imagining listening to this along with the woman who’s husband submitted and her absolutely laughing at him when they completely sided with her

pkaydee

Omfg Murph, I am so there with the "dry turd" situation, soap exists 🤷🏼‍♀️ tho in context it did sound a bit like you were hand cleaning a litterbox 🤣🤣 Please never change, you guys are amazing

Bridie O'Dare

Not 10 minutes in and this is an all timer episode thank you for this utter gift

Tyler Whorff

The last time my party ever bribed our way out of a problem was paying some goblins to fuck off during lost mines of phandelver... In 2017 😂

Tyler Whorff

I'm 29 and DM for a group 18-21 and it feels lightly weird but I just have to accept that I am Unc or whatever now

A$

I’m just gonna palm that thing 😂😂😂

A$

😂😂😂

Kaity

Murph’s monologue brought tears of laughter to my eyes 😂💗

Lou

I'm having a hard time divorcing the name "Meatball" from the drag queen of the same name

Tyler Whorff

Happy October! I got an ankylosaur kigurumi(onesie pajamas) for answering the door for Halloween and it comes tomorrow 🎉 🎃

Venus Astria

Cali one time when negotiating with and npc randomly said “i believe they also said you’d give us money” and then got something out of it 😂

Myckeli

Jenga: colour the ends of the blocks four different colours, roll a d4 and they have to pick a block of that colour

SockTheMighty

They call me the wife worm Good morning how are you I'm the wife worm I'm interested in law I'm not a real bailiff but I am a real worm I am an actual worm

Bryan Barton

“You have to throw out your dogshit dice.”

Hashtaggles

Murph 100% has toxoplasmosis.

Clever Innuendo

As someone that doesn't care much for dogs, I'm cursed in that they *know* you don't like them and want to change your mind. Every time I went to my DM's house for a game, his small-dragon sized Pitbull would walk past the 3 people at the table that loved dogs to try and prod me for attention. I lived that Meatball life once a week, but at least he didn't eat my dice.

syzmon

As a cusp genz-millenial (28) who plays dnd with a younger group (aged 19-24), i felt properly castigated and reprimanded, a proper 10/10 ep

CJ

Murph hates dogs? And meatballs?! And gets his rocks off barehanding cat turds?!? You think you know a guy...

Sean M

Can’t believe Murph hates Meatball so much smh

Fiver

I would only accept metal dice back. The plastic ones are permanently infected. Cannot be truly cleaned Also, Murph is certainly riddled with Toxoplasmosis. Just absolutely awash in it.

Garbo Embargo

Keep your dice rolls on the table people!

Tori

my party did once bribe a bunch of low tier bandit type enemies to just leave. we were like "we will match your employer's pay for you to walk out of here" and for 10 gold each we didn't have to fight like 7 extra dudes

Robynn

As a long haired cat owner I get you Murph I’m not about to grab a whole ass broom for a small dried up turd

Ian Hudson

Hi please say hi to Meatball on behalf of Meatball (r) and Gumbo

Jako

My wifes and my 3 month old will only sleep through the night and nap if NADDPOD is playing. Most likely due to us listening to it on drives to work and sleeping Right now, listening to this, shes asleep in my arms to the sweet sounds of dice christ

Pip

Murphy noo

Driftwood747

I'll palm hand a dry cat turd as well Murph.

Christina S

Literally the only naddpod ep that I can’t fall asleep to is biggest loreser bc the category sound effects are just SO horrific

Hugo Wull

Here’s the thing about the dice, the plastic is going to hold on to bacteria whereas a metal ring is anti-microbial and should be good with a disinfecting. Also tbt to me spending a week with my wife going through dog poop, only to find the missing ring in the bottom of my sock drawer.

Ian Hudson

How have the poop dice not become only for baddies rolls? The DM doesn’t mind, and the “you got shit on” jokes are right there

Nick Neverman

The VITRIOL is Murph’s voice when going at meatball, only to follow that up with palming turds. I love him😂

uh

Timezones suck the episodes always drop at 2am for me :/

syzmon

bars from parappa the rapper

William Blankenship

For the platinum bar story I think there was an easy answer for the DM. Yes the bank could have stopped them because it was so suspicious. However let’s say it worked if the next morning the bank employee goes into the vault and sees that 1 million gold worth of platinum is missing they will set off alarms. Then it be pretty easy to connect the dots that in a magical world full of trickery this group of suspicious people have you this money. Then the exact bars are now missing nothing else just the exact ones from this crew. So I’d make it a criminal investigation putting out bounties in my game. They committed what is likely a major crime in that kingdom so instead of a cheap little devil popping out its above board and makes sense in universe for them to be outlaws.

Terrell Swanson

Not a tiny L, definitely a huge L for Murph

William Blankenship

And as a follow up in my pirate game I made a bounty system where some things were much tougher the higher your bounty but also you got perks like “turn craven” which is reflavored turn undead where if some weak low level pirates try to get in your way and your bounty is much higher then they just run away bc your such a legendary pirate. Also gave perks to any intimidation or persuasion checks on crimals who look up to them. The players loved it highly recommended putting bounties into games if the party is gonna do big crimes like heists fraud piracy etc

Lava

Not just keeping meatball out of the room is wild to me. My dog eats a dice and that is never happening again even if they poop it out, I'd be so anxious the whole time

Tom Fuller

I vibe with “Demand to live this down immediately energy.”

Tyler kott

Imagine a cotton candy weaving spider to lure humans into getting stuck, great encounter

electric_claire

I also fall asleep to D&D Court, it's weirdly soothing!

Vicarbatman

For the dread one I saw something about adding like issues on the block that could be a boon or bust for the player so they have to be strategic

Walker Thurman

If a dog eats something I own more than once I simply don’t go to that house anymore

rosebramblewolf

I feel like the 3D printing community could come up with something super cool as a container for the "dice afterlife".

Walker Thurman

Like I had a DM whose house we played at who had multiple dogs, if he ever came to me with something that had passed through his dog I would think he needs a doctor.

Skeletor the Crested Gecko

Imagine being 27 and getting shamed by a firefighter when they're checking the building and they find you playing dnd.

Ivy!!

I have also listened to dnd court for sleep for YEARS and also get excited when a new episodes drop just before bed, though I do leave in the guest episodes

Skeletor the Crested Gecko

Just thinking about the fighter confession, if they want to be an almost-guaranteed badass barbarian is the way to go. The advantage on strength checks is no joke! Fighters are fun but failing rolls feels extra common because they don't get nearly as many buffs as some other classes.

Jasmine Young

The Spotify release of this dungeon court is just under 25 min for some reason. It randomly cuts off.

Sean Boyle

Really wish I hadn't been eating lunch during the first case.

logan jilek

Not a Dragon Pussy conversation but a Dip Spit conversation

ChloPiercer

I grew up in a family who raised competition dogs. Dogs and dog training were an immense part of my life for 30 years. The idea of refusing to replace someone's property after my dog fucking ATE IT is UNTHINKABLE. This happens even one time to me and I'm putting my foot down: the dog owner replaces the die or I quit the game. Full stop.

Colton Merrifield

So funny, I JUST listened to the band of boobs vs the astral dadnaught (and short rest) with the origin of Crabster and Jake’s fear of them

Alfredo Delgadillo

Wasn't it Frankie who offered someone a 20 dollar bill?

Colton Merrifield

I love all of them. Please Give them pleasant butt scritches and belly rubs for me

Smiththebat

Fully on Murph’s side with the cat turd thing.

Cullen Driscoll

I think the punishment should have been Meatball pictures. I wanna see this dice eating dog.

Wilder Cosaboom-Son

I think turdgate might be the new world record for Murph turning into the villain of the episode

Stephen Fike

Nah Murph raw dogging cat turd is a MASSIVE L

Davis

Did the fire department not go room to room for the fire alarm? That’s how it went in my experience of dorm alarms

Lindsey

oh my god MURPH

Matt D

Repeatedly describing the bare-handed picking up of the cat shit as "palming it" is a crime and Murph needs to be punished

Daniel Clements

I've had cats for 20+ years and have never dry palmed one of their turds . Murph confirmed scat fetish

Ian Capper

A massive L for Brian “Turdfingers” Murphy this ep

Travis Bliss

You should not have been honest about the cat turd thing 😬

Jameen Blizzard

Just get a dice tray, no more dice on the floor

Cory Wyse

For better or worse, palming turds is tall guy energy

Michaela

MURPH THIS IS A HUGE L PLEASE NEVER USE YOUR BARE HANDS 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Colton Merrifield

An urn, for sure. And perhaps attached to an epitaph. “Here lies dice of games past. They died as they rolled: like shit.”

Jbird723

I just don’t get why Murph hates meatball so much…

E.E. Gads

This was incredibly validating to listen to as a 27 year old... I'm doing better than I thought 🥲

wick

Murph coming for me as an older brother of 8 years…

Asteroid

If I was the DM with the “illusion made real” machine, I would have turned the money into a sentient heap of cash, like Muppet vegetables. There you go, the illusion is a guy!

Peregrine

I guess I’m grabbing fricken cat turds out of the litter… I’ll be honest, if it’s a super dry one that fell out and I don’t have the bag nearby I’ll grab it and throw it in the trash. I’ll bare hand it. I’ll bare hand a dry turd. (I’ll take the tiny L. It’s sooo tiny. It’s so tiny.) It has to be SO DRY! It has to be sooo dry. I fully change the litter box every month and I change the litter every day. I’m saying if I’m walking past it and there’s just a dry turd on the ground and it’s not time for a full scooping I might just palm the dry turd. I’m not saying I’m grabbing them with my fucking hands when I’m doing the litter cleaning at the end of the night. Again, let me make this very clear of what I’m doing: end of the day I clean the litter. End of the day I clean the litter. Every day. Fully scooped. Always into the bag. However, if I walk by it during the day and a cat turded out a dry turd outside of the litterbox, I’m just gonna palm that thing. I’m just saying, I’m not digging through. Like, if I found something in the fucking cat turds I’m not bringing that around my friends. You know what I mean? I told that to you cause it's a funny anecdote of something nuts that I do, right? As something weird. If I dug something out of my fucking cat’s turd and I was like “Ah, I found this cool fucking pinky ring. Here you go, Caldwell. I washed it.” That’s fucking weird, right? Weirder than just palming a turd. I don’t DIG through it! I PALM it because it’s dry, Jake. Okay? I palm it because I don’t feel like wasting a whole bag, okay? And I know what you’re thinking: “You’re really on about how dice are cheap but you don’t talk about how bags are cheap.” Bags are honestly kinda cheap. It’s pure laziness. I just want to toss it in the fucking trash.

Kallie Nelson

this is an all timer dungeon court for me

piccolafarfalla

OMG I did NOT expect the letter of the Cossacks of Zaporizhzhia to be quoted in Dungeon Court, that just made my DAY! :D

Milton Villegas

Not even Batman could get me to admit what Murph said so casually

Big Dolphin Naturals

Honestly it doesn't sound like theres a big difference between how Meatball and my 18month old son behave when I try and Discord DM. Everything is food.

Amy

Thank you so much for reading my case and providing a ruling on it! My DM (aka Meatball’s dad) has said that he will submit to his sentence and has further agreed to, henceforth, not return digested dice to their owners. HOWEVER, he has also declared that going forward *he* will be playing with any digested dice so we can, quote, “be shat on by that which [we] are too precious to play with after being shit out.” He also wanted me to share this response to Murph’s big reveal for, he claims, additional context: “tell the cat-turd-toucher that I at least wear gloves!” Thank you again for the ruling from both the entire table and from permanent good-boy, Meatball (photo attached)!

Amy

Here you go! This is Meatball, Consumer of Dice

Shane Murphy

I'm 7 minutes in and almost puking in my Uber... I am begging y'all 😂😂😂

Ian Hudson

Gumbo and Meatball enjoyed the belly rubs very much; Frog and Toad less so, but they accepted them. Butt scritches were a big hit across the board.

Ian Hudson

“My dog shit dice do too much damage??” - future Dice Christ confessional

Ian Hudson

I was thinking they got a new big bad in the form of a lawman investigating bank fraud

C.J. Smith

I am also lulled to sleep by Dungeon Court! Started the show right after my second kid was born and it carried me through many a sleepless night. Now it's like an ambien

Ian Hudson

Also Meatball (r) and Gumbo say *snuffle and tail wags*

Amy

Ahahaha! I can only hope it will be so! May the legend of Meatball forever grow!

Amy

Awww! They look like absolute sweeties!

Renee Wild

I fall asleep listening to Naddpod every single night, I cycle through the campaigns. I’m sure I’ll have to wean myself off it at some point, and I dread that day

Jojo

It should've only happened once. After the first time, the owner should know better; they're letting it happen on purpose.

Nathan Wilson

Disagree, but he has to wash his hands afterwards. Just like when I change my kid's diaper. As long as you always give yer hands a good scrub, you're good.

Nathan Wilson

And each pull is timed! 10 seconds max or you've failed. (Is that too lenient?)

Ten of Swords

I also fall asleep to yall! I start each night in the area of the episode that I fell asleep the previous night until I get through full episodes. I don’t know why but all the dice rolling is really calming to me.

Nick English

I think there's a difference between the parental instinct to care for a child and scooping dry cat turds bear handed but that's just me lol

Kris Barnes

Not gonna lie, I’m the same as that guy’s wife. I made a large playlist of all the D&D Courts available on the $5 Patreon feed of Spotify and I regularly play it to go to sleep. It is very relaxing! I do play the guest episodes though

Juli

I just started the Americans and was not expecting it to come up … I swear sometimes they put on wigs to make a damn phone call

Amanda

I don’t know what it is but this podcast is calming. Back when I was having some sleep issues, I would fall asleep to random d&d court or short rest episodes lol

BethKF

Jenga - give them gloves. Ordinary, cheap, woollen gloves. You can still play, but your feedback and dexterity are ever-so-slightly reduced. And no additional set up required.

Hakari

I’m picturing the cat turd bit serving as the main plot in Jake and Amir: Table Read 3. Everyone is reading through the script and one part involves picking up cat turds. Jake mimes picking them up the “wrong way” and Murph would be like “That’s not how you do it. You would just pick up a try turd with your bare hand.” Amir makes a joke and everybody starts laughing, which causes Murph to freak out on Jake.

Krystine W.

I'm not the wife in question, but I am A wife that also only falls asleep to D&D court...

Dan Huth

Hello, I work in a major east coast Ivy League hospital. The fire alarm goes off at least once a week and literally nobody evacuates.

Savor_The_Robot

They know this is in the main episode feed right?

Professor Pratt

Emily will now be checking every set of dice sent to her.

Gurl Luigi

You grab a turd and then you wash your hands right, Murph? ....haha.... then you wash your hands right 😰

Riley

🎵They call me Wifey Worm🎵 I need Emily to do a full Weird Al esque parody

Summer Tribe

my condo has had 60+ fire alarms and 0 fires. i stick around during the noise to help calm the cats. checkmate, Murph

Rachel Purcell

Kay have to admit I fall asleep to dnd court or surprise round most nights. But I love the guest like players and DMs lawyer is my favorite. I will listen to Lou, aly or Zac with the two crew at any moment to lull me to sleep

mrsthemonarch

When I get into it I can't tell if you are Watching me twirling the gavel

mrsthemonarch

Wait until you remove the dry turd from your senior cat's butthole as she races onto the bed in the middle of the night

dianadeloslopez

So I haven’t listened to anything naddpod for a while (audhd struggle of being overwhelmed that I’ve missed so many so then I panic and then I just keep missing more). So to return after many months to this episode and learn Murph is barehanding turds was truly so funny that I was like okay it really doesn’t matter what episode I’m starting at because I will be laughing and my anxiety will be forgotten 😂

Tina Reynolds

I have a Trinyvale and One-Shot playlist that I cycle through to fall to sleep to. I just put on the episode timer and that's enough. I just cannot be alone with my own thoughts or I won't sleep! Being lulled to sleep by NADDPOD isn't an isolated incident!

JaycobJoh

Also falling asleep to NADDPOD every night but I’ll take all the guests with a side of Hot Boy Summer please

TheLonelyKidd

*me, also falling asleep to dnd court*

Please Dont Look at Me

My wife and I are both listening to the dnd court while going to sleep case while going to sleep. I asked if she wrote in and when we got to the part where the wife skips episodes with guests and my wife said “did YOU write in?”

Courtney F.

Whoa, shout out to Emily for choosing my confession! And such a simple and obvious answer it is. Gonna go write up my fighter that couldn't save their friend.. but like, the friend is still alive just my ego is bruised by it 😅

Garrett Durham

As someone who lived in the 12 story of a dorm building I for sure ignored more than a handful of alarms. Especially after I tore my meniscus that year

Natalie Bland

I’ve got to learn not to snack during NaddPod time

Natalie Bland

Bless you, it’s somehow so much funnier to me as an insane standalone wall of text without the commentary from the others, I completely cracked up reading it

Andrea Quinn

The fact that they gave Jake a hard time for occasionally barehanding bananas, and then we learn this!

Cory

Watch any of the Dread episodes on Smosh Games. George Primavera is a MASTER at this. Time limits, having to use your off hand, not knowing how many you have to pull, there are all kinds of tricks.

uh

Nah children in general are a BIG L

AgedGouda

This episode is an instant classic for me 🤣

DemonLordSparda

Sabulba is incredible, but shout outs to my friend and yours Biddy Blas.

The Magic Strugglebus

Just keep some toilet paper or tissue box in the litter room for this situation?

xatlern

For the dread question: my friends and I accidentally invented a new version of Jenga last Christmas that involves using snactiv finger chopsticks to pull the blocks. You're not allowed to touch the tower with your actual hands at all. It's remarkably playable, but has enough of a learning curve to maybe throw off your players.

Katie P

For the Dread/Jenga question, make the rules for pulling blocks more stringent. For example: can only pull with one hand, no testing blocks to see which one is loose, or must be removed in a single touch/no letting go when it gets a little shaky. This will up the anxiety without feeling like you are weighting the gameplay too much

kirbie charles

new revenue stream for the pod - add a membership tier above council of elders called Indulgences, which patrons can subscribe to in order to guarantee their salvation in the eyes of Dice Christ 🙏

rosebramblewolf

Humans would figure out how to domesticate them to sell 100% organic all-natural cotton candy

rosebramblewolf

So you pick it up with toilet paper or a kleenex...

DRG Pets

Why would you have to wean yourself off of it? There are sleep headphones or sleeping masks if you're worried about partners. Creative solutions are the answer here

Robynn

Naw if I’m not getting a broom I’m not about to grab a tissue lol I wash my hands though lol 😂

Emma

Started listening to the Dnd Court Sleeping Wife case and I had to wonder if my husband joined the Patreon and wrote that himself lol!! I've been falling asleep to Naddpod for years hahaha, guests and campaigns included!

Jeanniesaurus

"Cat-turd-toucher" is sending me! I literally have tears in my eyes at this from laughing!

Winterbat

Oh my gosh, I fall asleep to naddpod too. Glad someone else is in the same mode

Zisel

Murph talking about grabbing dry cat turds and I won’t even barehand an old banana. 💀

Amy

The best part is that my DM doesn’t listen to the podcast so he now exclusively refers to poor Murph as “that Cat-turd-toucher from the internet.”

Clio

I don’t think you get how having a giant dog works lol

Ollie

I literally live with a big dog which is why I know that training for them is even more important than with little dogs, since big dogs can destroy things much easier and get into much more stuff. This is why training is key lmfao

Clio

My college dorm had CONSTANT false fire alarms go off it was insane. I also might not have left….

Grass

Murph…girl… I can’t defend you on this one

Canid Duality

Tino from Anchorman has a different idea with what should be done with cat poop. 🫣

Alethea Hansen

I was coming to comment this thank you 🙌🏻

Alethea Hansen

I fall asleep to naddpod/dnd court every night too 😂😂 and white noise in the background haha

Clio

The Baldur’s Gate confession is DIABOLICAL

Drew Worth

Petition for Murph's next character to be called Turd Palmer to shame him for this behavior.

Harry Frost

Ooh the Zaporovian Cossack deep lore pull

Lauren

I PALM it. Because it's DRY, Jake

Greg Jovi

But its SO dry though

Greg Jovi

If they dont address parm charms being real I will lose my mind

Colin Kilzer

A napkin or a paper towel at least! Bare hand is crazy behavior. I will disagree and insist its only a tiny L because he loves the cats.

chaos staci

Sleepy wife is not alone! I used NADDPOD to fall asleep for nearly two years straight when I was going through some mental health struggles. Love y'all.

Compound27

Security usually comes around to make sure all rooms are empty so they probably would have been caught anyway. I know this because my roommates left me sleeping through it and was awoken by a security guard saying "wow that's impressive". Emily went from sleepy talk to erotic real quick lol

Just_another_queer

Jenga: Depending on how difficult the thing they are trying you could put a challenge on top or they could have to roll for a disadvantage Some ideas could be Pull with your nondominant hand Give them oversized gloves they have to wear Give them a eye patch to wear Time limited Pull extra block Dm gets to pick which block you have to pull

Mike Johnson

Fun fact -- Jenga blocks are intentionally sanded down ever so slightly, and unevenly, otherwise they fit together /too/ well and don't budge!

Renee Wild

I actually do use headphones, I share a bed with my bf 😂 idk maybe it’s not rational but I feel like it’s gonna happen someday

Husdogrob

I can't tell whether this is DnD Voyeurism or Cuckolding

Gregory Moskowitz

I had been commenting it for a few weeks even before it came out and we still have no confirmation any of the naddpod folks even know about sebulla finally getting a main character role.

Aloha Nani Simmer

You couldn’t pry that confession outta me if it was a dry ass cat turd Murph.