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Mixed Bag: Owlbear Cave (Patreon)

Published:
2021-12-31 15:43:10
Edited:
2025-04-04 07:52:30
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2026-06
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Join us as the Wealthy Owlbears hear your homebrew pitches and decide if they work for our eggs. If that sentence didn't make sense, it's ok, it also won't make sense after you listen to the episode. Come get lost in the tank with us!

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Ellie Ram

The potion one is perfection

CommodoreBlue

The pitch at 26:00 was also in the latest D&D court, but the attitudes of the judges are very different than the attitudes of the owl bears. They ultimately came to the same conclusion. Pretty sure the submitter here was the DM from the latest court case.

9on

had a look thru the backlog and put this ep on — when i got to that part i was thinking the exact same thing. glad someone else noticed 🤝

Dr. Eggman

Can’t believe the first tortle tank was actually an owl cave

Gilligan Froggert

Right?! i love how murph instantly started saying “lost in the tank” because of shark tank and Emily kept being confused cause they were bears.

James (plz make more trinyvale eps)

Listening to Murph try and keep Caldwell and Emily on the rails/not lost in the tank is hilarious. Without Murph, this would’ve just been Caldwell, Emily, and Jake arguing semantics about the smallest, most unnecessary details that they create out of thin air. Without murph there, the other 3 could probably riff completely off topic for hours. Thank god for Murph. Also, thank god for the other 3 maniacs - y’all are a hilarious group.

Oscar the Salad Czar

Oh no I've been using the potion modification rule, but i also added they're essentially water balloons that can be thrown ala baldur's gate 3 for heals. I'm gonna get sued so hard.

Jeremy Hoko

Perfect timing to ignore my college applications

Nick Spivey

SO. MUCH. CONTENT. Happy new year 2 crew!!

Josh

Should I be studying, maybe

Champ wild

GET LOST IN THE TANK !!!

Haley Anne

Murph we want to be lost in the tank!

Francis A Leyco

Year of the 2 crew. How about each owlbear has a exact coin per session to invest?

ronald.

I love this, please please please do more nanny naddpod crew

Sam Ninegar

Casting a spell during a death save situation was probably explicitly prohibited since if a healer was down they could just cure wounds themselves and just never be killed.

Scott

Great idea, great listen, feel like it could be finessed if no prices were requested, the owl bears decide if they’ll bid and then for competing bids there’s a roll off. Then just like sentencing in D&D court the winning bidder states what they’ll invest

Scott

(That’s my submission to the bears)

Ilana Galpert

The first level of exhaustion sucks if you're a wizard. If you're the only high int character in your party, you're going to lose all your intelligence checks. Disadvantages on checks is rough. I think the price is, if anything, too high. I would only use this if a player was going to die otherwise or there was some other serious risk

Ilana Galpert

Truly shocked jake picked my list of magic puns. I would like to point out if you used two fingerless gloves you wouldn't be able to do anything. No weapons, shields, or somatic components. I came up with the item when I had a character with a free hand and didn't want to give them a shield

Dave 3D Art

I'll take Caldwell's answer. Or 300 bucks cash.

Dave 3D Art

Though in retrospect I seriously undervalued my Invisible Rope.

Micah

I think the Crit thing could be done as a "Feat" or Ability for a Character. Having it be a whole table rule is kind of silly since, like they said, not everyone would enjoy playing that way. But if it was set up so you could choose to do that as a Character. That might work. Maybe have some concession somewhere else in stats to help counterbalance it.

Gwyn

Every time I listen to Mixed bags I am always reminded how much I just want a weekly version! I love the off the walls humor slowly consuming Murph. Love you all!

Spore Zealot

I've played with a campaign that combined the critical rule with critical confirmation, so had a choice when you crit. Roll double dice or confirm the crit (to again and see if you hit) and roll normal but add the maximum dice value.

Brandon

Murph thank you so much for lost in the tank.

Porfo

My pitch: instead of eggs, you have chicks/cubs aka “chubs”

Allie Rosner

I am in desperate need of "Lost In The Tank" merch please and thank you

Michael Singer

Speaking stones for ears just sounds like a worse rapore spores cuz you have a verbal component along with a hand signal as opposed to telepathy or whatever speaking in someone else’s mind is

bj cox

I love this

Adam Gomez

You are lost in the sauce, I’m lost in tank. We are not the same.

Cale Clinton

I don’t know why, but the first thing is thought of as an Owlbear Cave intro was doing the Wolf of Wall Street Matthew McConaughey hum/chest pound thing, except with owl hoos instead of hums

ZachDobb

An alternate to the "conscious at 0hp" pitch: Borrow the effects of the Slow spell, plus other consequences? - Half movement speed andminus 2 AC/DEX saves, because you're just so tited/beat up - only 1 action or bonus action, not both, BUT you fail a death save if you do either This allows the player to communicate and maybe start dragging themselves behind cover, but they could stand their ground by really expending the last reserves of their energy

Unloved

The pebble in ear item was just a different take on the earring from critical role campaign 1.

Darius

Loved this mixed bag, but I'm so sad at the missed opportunity to say "lost in the cave"! That's my homebrew pitch lol

1man2hands

See for crits I hate rolling double dice I prefer doubling the roll, so doing the add the max thing sounds way better for me

Paxton

Murph is logical and everyone else is a looney tunes

Thunderdave

"Dont get lost in the tank" merch please.

Pamela Gray

I have 2 major DMs and one does the double damage on Crits and the other does damage but with advantage, and it doesn’t do way too much damage, but it’s nice knowing that my character won’t be annihilated right away with double damage 😅

Lucia V.

"lost in the tank" gives me big "TANG versus BANG" energy

Cameron A

It would be cool if only the winning owlbear gets to incorporate the homebrews they win into a real life session (trinyvale, hotboy summer, Jake's home campaign, etc)

Alex Messbarger

You guys should do a mix bag of attack on titan first few episodes love the review of the anime’s

Garrett Durham

In my home games for crits we roll advantage for damage pretty much. So it’s like for a 2d6 we roll 6d6 and take the highest 4. So you can still roll bad, roll good, and get maximum clickyclack.

Summer Tribe

that counterspell counterspell thing sounds really fun