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A Different Approach is Required (Cheryl Hines on Club Random) (Patreon)

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2025-11-18 23:57:44
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So, I guess think of this as a 3/4's episode, because the first twenty minutes of Cheryl Hines on Club Random made me so insane that I felt the need to stop and reevaluate how I am going to approach this. As such, this audio is completely unedited, but like they just kept setting me off so it's not even as if there are big uninterrupted chunks of Club Random that you're going to have to sit through. The Reddit was right about how bad this one is, folks.

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The Hey Eliott Podcast

Have you ever seen the Bill Maher skit on mad tv? Is hilarious. The dummy pose and the hand movements.

Will Weldon

I thinks I've got all of them on my hard drive, haven't watched yet though

Kimmerfest

I swear to god, when he started saying "young girls" I'm thinking, this has to be middle schoolers or teenagers. No, he's talking about college age women. YOUNG GIRLS, BILL. This isn't the 50s. You don't date girls (I hope). You date very young women, Bill.

Caleb Walsh

One of the funniest most pathetic moments was in the first few seconds. After Bill says “You look good” Cheryl says thanks but doesn’t return the compliment. Bill mutters under his breath “I look good”

Rand

I’m realizing this podcast is not healthy for me. I hate this guy so so much. Not sure how to frame this, but he’s too cowardly to be a pedophile. He longs for it. He lusts for it (remember his reaction when he found out Billy Corgan met his wife when she was 18? I doubt you get that reaction out of our decrepit old lech even if the Mets were sweeping the World Series). But he draws the line at an arbitrary number he’s determined in his head to be not only legal, but socially palatable, nay respectable (it’s 21 for him and he’s so pathetic he’s practically drawn it up in a legal document for us, the amount of times he’s hammered home his expertise on women in their twenties). He doesn’t and will never understand how repulsive his transactional, fetishized sexuality truly is. Hearing him talk to Cheryl really drove that home. “You really held together well”—as if her age makes her a fucking Honda that’s seen 100,000 miles on the east coast, where they use all those corrosive salts to melt ice. If they suddenly declared the national age of consent at 13 , this piece of shit would suddenly be the world’s foremost expert on sixteen year olds, I’d bet the farm on it.

Kelli Rule

Oh my god. I had a physical reaction listening to Maher get hard for Hines' 21 year old daughter.

Kimmerfest

Just the *idea* that she was 21 did it for him. Like wtf

Kimmerfest

Also the idea that Bill Maher is talking about what makes a marriage work, like he knows anything about it

El Jefe Tacoma

i cant even imagine being a parent and hearing that shit from someone mere feet away from me. I might seriously consider saying "Bill, I appreciate your support, but I'm feeling pretty uncomfortable so I'm gonna go."

El Jefe Tacoma

i will never understand why men are still saying girls about women. It's unnecessarily confusing. I cant speak to women wanting to continue using it, but for us i think its best if we retire it asap

Kimmerfest

I agree. It should be retired from public conversation. I'll use it privately sometimes. My girl friends are sometimes "the girls." But the women in the office? No you did not just hire a 55 year old girl.

Kimmerfest

I have to go back and relisten to that part

Chuck Grape

So I just had the worst date ever! I brought home a supermodel and let's just say things were getting hot and heavy. Only problem was, she was wearing red underwear. I called it a night right then and there. I really wanted to get laid but I have standards. As I ordered her an uber, I thought to myself, "Chuck, you really dodged a bullet this time!"

Salex

JFC! How many fucking ads does this rich asshole need to run? Straight up scammer

lyn

two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyy over and over

Cclear: watch He Walked by Night (1948)

Ironically it reminds me of something he used to say which I thought was funny, that priests giving marriage advice is silly since they're celibate and not married.

Chuck Grape

Yes. I want them to be the exact color as Royals 1980's road jerseys.

Eric Leibbrandt

You referencing Dame’s shot is amazing. I was in the building. It was so the exact opposite. Dame’s shot was audacious and brave. And Bill is so not. Bill is on a hot streak of being so out of touch recently that it’s maddening. Thank you for the pod.

Salex

I had to leave my office I was laughing so much

Solario

The essential thing with this fucking moron: if you let him talk long enough, he always contradicts himself. He has his five or six pre-packaged grievances that he’s honed to muscle memory, and as long as he’s reciting those, he’s fine. The points are bad and he’s still an asshole, but he knows how to push back against the vetted guests he’d actually be talking to. But the second he runs out of steam and has to riff, he falls apart. Every time. That whole bit where he invoked the literal McCarthy-era blacklist—he clearly realized mid-sentence he didn’t want to follow that thread because it wasn’t going to take him anywhere good. So he pivoted, but he’s too zonked-out to actually segue, so he just drops the point and keeps talking around it, hoping no one notices. And Hines is either too uninterested or too dim to push back, so he glides through unchallenged. That’s exactly why he only brings on right-wing psychos and never anyone from the actual left: he’s a useful idiot for laundering culture-war bullshit to center-right liberals who think they’re progressive. He’s such a fucking coward. And the recent “I’m retiring because it’s too dangerous out there for me” press that’s been out there only proves it. Literally the only comfort I have with this fuck’s existence is that he’s a miserable old piece of shit who’s been lashing out against simple technology his whole career and is pulling a Hail Mary in hopes that AI can preserve his actual brain and consciousness, and doesn’t fundamentally understand that he’s just going to die miserable and alone—and soon! A loser of the highest fucking order.

Solario

This isn’t even the worst I’ve heard from Maher and I don’t know what it is, but this episode might have broken me. He is really getting under my skin right now in ways he’s hasn’t before.

Shawn R

Cardinals and Phillies had those too!

Rev. Samuel

“Even the mafia doesn’t go after the wife…” Trump grabbed Maduro’s wife, I can’t wait to hear Maher trash him for it