Bobby & Toffee, Toffee & Bobby (Patreon)

Bob and Toff on their first ever sorta-date (watching hockey at Bob’s apartment). Neither are paying much attention to the game. Bob, you see, is mouthy, crude, and confident in public, but turns shy and hesitant in private. Toffee is the exact opposite. Pastor pooch boutta pounce (as his purview of purity is not so puritanical)

stealth edit: hmm in retrospect the original language here was probably pushing it, decided to dial it back to something a bit less explicit. Bob was taught growing up to have a stiff respect for the church, but Toffee is exactly the kind of guy to make depraved religious innuendo that reeeeeally doesn’t leave much to the imagination and it. Flusters Bob. SO much

EDIT: okay, so i axed toffee’s original thought bubble because I worried it might be in violation of patreon’s guidelines, but i’ve reread their policy and the site outlines that comedy featuring adult language isn’t counted as mature (and thus requiring a nsfw account to post). Sooo I added the original joke as an alternate version, apologies for all these edits!