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I Read Twilight Out Loud to My Wife: Chapter 9: Theory (Patreon)

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2026-08-10 16:55:11
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in this episode, i almost make Anne Marie spit her coffee out from laughing

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flaaffypizza

I liked imagining the car getting faster and faster until it hit the speed of light while Edward and Bella had an extremely slow and emotionally charged conversation.

N.

Bella starts tearing up while she's in the car with him because she feels preemptive grief at the thought that this might be the first and last time she ever gets to be alone with him having an honest conversation. Like, I can't even make fun of that. That hits. That's so good.

N.

I would pay one million tips for you guys to do more chapters in a month.

Venlamiila

This is my first fist-hand experience with Twilight (was in middle school when it was Hot Shit and it left a mark lol) and I do gotta say Edward is funny as fuck. Probably not the reason he was so popular but he is an endearing character in a way.

ScaryMelon

I love these so much. They always make me laugh out loud. But you both sound so quiet in a lot of parts, I can't hear you well even with the volume all the way up :'(

SungWon Cho

i'll start tweaking it in future eps, let me know on each post if it gets better or worse/if it gets to a point where you can hear with no problem. do you have this problem with other audio on the patreon or just the Twilight ones? i think i tend to just be softer-spoken when i read vs when i'm talking normally

ScaryMelon

I think you're right. It's just the twilight ones thst have the problem. I'm listening to the ATLA movie review and it's fine.

SungWon Cho

for the twilight ones, i’ll try to remember to boost the audio more

Amelia Larwood

I don’t think vampires in this universe can mind compel people like regular vampire lore. But if Edward was pulled over he could probably rizz his way out of a ticket just from being beautiful and polite

Alice Nuttall Writing

He's a good-looking rich white guy, he doesn't need vampire powers to make the police do what he wants 😂