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Story Poll: Who's getting coffee today? (Patreon)

Published:
2019-08-27 19:50:58
Imported:
2026-09
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Story Poll: Who's getting coffee today?

  • elderly twin women in matching dresses who finish each other’s sentences. 41
  • a B-list famous actor from an old, but well-known, reality TV show. 25
  • a woman with a pet opossum in her purse. 69
  • 2019-08-27
  • 135 votes
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Content

Shit, it's been awhile since we've done one of these! 

An unusual customer walks up to the cash register at the coffee shop, and they would best be described as...

Comments

Amy Crook

I want all of these, honestly...

Crushbot (security*)

Love all of them, but had to pick one. Looking forward to the results!

Deven

All of these, but especially the one with an opossum.

Al Plant

I really wanted it to be a 6' tall bald woman of indeterminate age. She's wearing black pvc hotpants with attached suspenders over a white cotton croptop and over-the-knee black pleather platform boots with an incredible number of straps encircling her legs. She has parked her hot pink and chrome unicycle outside. Oh well.

Joanna

How about a B-list famous actress from an old reality TV show, with a pet opossum in her purse? You know those Hollywood people are crazy, right? ;)

Laura J Testa-Reyes

I made my choice, because of the three, this one seemed to be the most exotic. It seems others agree with me, as it is the winning choice so far.

NJGR

Opossum, no matter whose purse it's in...but a little old lady with one would be amazing and I want to see that image!

dcorsetto

Next March, if all goes as planned. ;)

Kat Kennewell

Or... a possum (rather than an opossum). Much cuter! ;)

dcorsetto

I would agree but DID YOU KNOW that possums are Australian?! Although I guess that doesn't matter since people can have pet parrots that are definitely not North American. ;)

Kat Kennewell

I did know that! But I cheated because I live in Australia, haha! Yeah... not sure a North American can or should have a possum as a pet. They were introduced into New Zealand and have caused nothing but trouble there, sadly! (In fairness, they cause trouble in Australia too. We had one living in the roof of my old office building and its pee was always running down the walls...)

dcorsetto

OH!! Hah, clever Aussie. :) Oh man, possum pee down the walls, LOVELY. Or, as we Americans say, opossum opee down the walls.

Kat Kennewell

This is me GROANING at that joke. (Or, is it a pun? Or an opun?)