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CLUB CANNAVALE — MARCH 28, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-28 10:38:14
Edited:
2026-03-28 19:36:45
Imported:
2026-09

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Content

SHUSH COURTNEY THANK YOU / SCARPETTA'S JAKE CANNAVALE AND THE BILLIE EILISH QUESTIONNAIRE / SCRATCH "OF" SNIFF / BLEEDING PRINCE ALBERT / HOW TO KISS MY DATE / PEPPER ANNE, AND MORE

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Lux Stellarum

Tori Amos "Shuck" (feat. Reba McEntire) Southern girls know what it means

goooooooooob

Popper Ann... if you know what i mean HAHAHAHHA

May

i’m never killing myself

D

A new episode of the WOR$T D0LLZ IN AMERICA

May

i’m guessing the piercing is like a taint or scrotum piercing? 🤨

Claudia

PEPPER ANN

Adam

time to “jake” off cannavale style!!!!

Benji

Great episode, Kids! ☮️❤️

ax

Everybody knows it ain't club unless the cock is out

nitrogen

I mean it’s ridiculous, right?

Cara

I saw the live show you’re talking about as I happened to be in NY when it was happening and I remember the absolute liar and coward saying they used blood as lube. Despicable and risible and very very drunk person from what I recall

Robbie

THE DICK IS HARD

Josh H.

Giving head, but on the lips. HELLO!

Jakab Bailey

Together! sound bite is BACK I couldn’t be more thrilled

Isak

I blacked out at CC Slaughters PDX last tuesday and it was the greatest night of my life

Albert on my Nobb

🇸🇪 ❤️ New Robyn album is an abomination ❤️ 🇸🇪

Isak

What the Shush?!

Christopher Biscoe

I was literally singing the 'As Told By Ginger' theme song in my kitchen before I pressed play on this ep

Go-Go “Juice”

Get your belly out it’s time for another Club Conklin

Henry

My mom would use the fragrance sample paper from the magazines to line dresser drawers

Roople

If you scratch up her skirt, you may sniff rod, man

Henry

At this point yall need to develop and sell “eau de nympho” signature sent

David B

Jake on the podcast, my nipples are wet and quivering ✨✨✨

Tony Balls

can i liiive through this…courtney…THANKS A LOT BITCH

caitlin gender

oh please oh please oh i need to CLUB

Drew

Get your nice young man out…it’s time to interview him

Wax Ellen

Tappin' it, scoopin' it That's my bowl🎶

Go-Go “Juice”

Nothing prepared me for Jake Cannavale on the show in 2026. My cum runneth over

Ray

Yesssss king has returned

Go-Go “Juice”

Reading Jake’s Wikipedia and being reminded that his great grandmother is Lena Horne, absolutely insane.

Janet Planet

MS CANNAVALE IF YOURE NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Javi

This show opens my mind like my Anal-Invader 5000 opens my hole

Javi

A wonderful feeling of expansion, fullness, and mindfulness

Christ

When I grew up, you wanted to look like Marlene Dietrich, Betty Grable. Fortunately, I didn't know that I really wanted to look like Jake Cannavale's great grandmother LENA HORNE.

Pimm

CLUB SMELLEN!

roboboy

no it isn't ❤️

Elizabeth

Jake is healing my perception of straight men

Joe B

WHOA

Joe B

I think this is the first episode to include drops from both John Lennon and Yoko Ono (assuming that caterwauling “Why?” is Yoko). This makes me happy

M

HE IS RISEN

May

oh did you hear the good news? new rupaul movie with ginger minj coming to a theater near you

Woody Allen

Rest in Power Jan Maxwell 🎶

brucey

why is she screaming the whole time

Terry Gross

P.A. = PepperAnne = Prince Albert

Megan M. Metzger

That live through this courtney thank you lyric made me throw myself into traffic

Carmen Laurent

I swear I remember Jake's voice was like 2 octaves deeper. Maybe just when he's reading his poetry.

Syndicate Jingling

Hi guys, here is a way podcast has helped my life. Like many i have mental health problems meaning that 40% of inner voice is “i should kill myself.” Well somehow that line of inner dialogue got replaced with the “lemme kill myself” sound board drop and now I just LOL at it, basically. This is good for me. Thank u

Megan M. Metzger

One time my friend told me this story about a grindr hookup that ended up in blood everywhere and my theatre of the mind was so vivid I had to go dry heave in the parking lot to recover

sam

Jake Canavale can sniff my scratch 💕

charlie

club is a soothing balm for these trying times

Pascal

Scarpetta! 🔨🪨💥

BigGayJack

As Told by Ginger and Pepper Ann theme songs are two life long vocal stims for me at the is point. WHO’S THAT GIRL WHATS HER NAME IS SHE COOL IS SHE LAME PEPPER ANN

Beck

I have a sense that if the way gaga turned out didn’t feel like such a betrayal, Theda might be in a more receptive space for the new Tori

Beck

The tone is heartbroken

Luke

The tori “its gotta be big” towards rhe start of act 2 ROCKED my socks off

Master Stroke

Jake’s great-grandmother is Lena Horne? (Record scratch)

Luc

And might I say Jake’s fagcent has blossomed wonderfully in these past couple years

Bricka Tuna

Raw red onion both breath and bush

DewLeepa

Oah fuck aym clubeen

DewLeepa

Anyone else catch that the tongue wagging porno sound bite after I love to play w men’s assholes was super long this time? Insinuating they’ve had the whole like 10 to 15 second clip this entire time, and they’ve been holding out on us

Felli

Vodka, straight up! Thank yewwww 💗

@@@@@nthony

Unfortunately I am an Anne Dowd Cumfart type and neeeeed your thoughts on Slayyyter’s WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA

C

Yes

C

Wow I love jake. I did not know jake lore. On vacation and spent a wonderful morning reading about jake. Thank both of u for all you do and thank you jake!! YES!

May

the gayer the be’er

Jakab Bailey

It’s always a neighbourly day in my beautywood when JAKE’S in town 😰💦

Sia Furler

Both going to see Tori Amos Q&A in a week AND live in 2 weeks… I cannot wait to report back

Coffin Flop

Tori is a xennial just like me.

Henry

I am dying to know the source

reagan

We salute you Jake!! (With our cocks)

K.

Get a load of this!!!!

Henry

It’s so hot

Grant W

thank you sia furler

ethan

Like a poem said by a Jakey in red.

shit ass

greatest intro of all time

Judy

And that’s a win.

EJ

Don’t Jake your love, love your Jake

M

Let’s keep it civil and divine fem

J

the scope and deployment of sound board clips has reached maniacal levels. kudos

miles

if someone ripped their prince albert of course they could stay in my house to recuperate as long as they wanted a la MIROIRS NO 3

Jo

I’m now in Tokyo and today I went into GU which is like Uniqlo for teenagers (and worse than Uniqlo) and they were blasting Marina and I thought of this pod. Thank you for reading my comment. Also great to hear from Jake again 🫦🫦

Jo

We are all somewhere on the Jake to Magda horseshoe graph

Ben

It’s gotta be oud

Ross Leonardy

did yall cover theda getting cancelled by little monsters

Joey

The Pepper Anne drop is giving me so much life 😂

John

Need that interviewer saying "So you're fluid?" to Trump after he says he doesn't have any pronouns as a sound drop 🙏

Tom Slater

obsessed that donna murphy’s could i leave you has made its way into the sound drops

Jesus

As Nicole Kidman strays further from lucidity, Jake Cannavale comes stronger and hotter! Love when a straight man can queen out with the best of them! These guests are fucking amazing 🎆 Nymphowars still got it

Jo

Jake is an oracle

Antoni

jake's take that most men writing poetry are too scared to bare their naked form was goated i'm only interested in poets who are engaging in full frontal nudity from here on

Lauren Ipsum

Why does Jake sound like Charlene

Go-Go “Juice”

Yall really bring the faggcent out of Jake, I love it

freezy515

Talk about cum being soup

BigGayJack

The existence of a “dry down” phase implies a “wet up” phase

Alex

Where can one see the cover of Jake’s book

whit

The trans moral quandary I had wanting hit post after typing this comment

Sia Furler

Do you guys know about Indian Summer by Tori? I’ve been deep diving every album before the tour and it genuinely is so divine

Christopher Biscoe

Loooove that song and ep. Ruby through the looking glass is one of my faves

Baby, Don’t Shoot Podcast

Kristi Noem’s husband wants HUGE jugs?? Sharing McConaughey’s freakin’ double-G dream!!

LS

U guys need a drop of tori singing “back that ass up now” on the “a piano” version of marys of the sea

Judy

Iconic moment!

May

the feud episode?

Jo

Anodised metal

Josh

I go back to the episode where you discovered Jake's poems often due to the sheer sounds that come out of you two

Roople

Ethel Cain penis

ax

what is this episode called omg i've been trying to remember

Josh

It's the Club Ellen from December 15th 2023

Luke

I will never forget randomly running into Jake at a concert literally the week that the OG episode when you read his poems came out. I still have the selfie, he was so cute and nice

Sevan

why jake sound so gay

Sam

If anyone would share with me the origin of the scarpetta drop …… forever indebted etc

Roople

Cuz he is

river

been repeating this all week

freezy515

OMG I’m acquainted with someone who has production on Jennie journeys upcoming project out April 10

Ryan

I’m loving Theda’s musical theater phase with the drops.

M

The guy saying “Scarpetta” sounds like a clip pulled from Entertainment Tonight or something

Nickerbockers

Get your New-York-hardened dicks out!