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Good morning "neighbors," it's time for CLUB. Spray yourself in panty dropper and don't be afraid to gel that hair. And don't forget to pump that sack full of saline!!! If there is one thing girls love....it is a panty dropper smelling saline sack hair gel guy at the CLUB. See you soon.

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START OF THE MONTH CLUB - 4 APRIL, 2026

it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a CLUB.....

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Sia Furler

This will be when I’m on a train but I’ll try to join!!!

EJ

Oh hell yeah kiss my pussy 💋

Master Stroke

Am I crazy or have we still not talked about Pillion??

Roople

Show me the cock

John

Suddenly my front is slick

Kurt Fraser

It was my club ellen live begging for mercy

Noah

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Aaron

Tapping my bowl in anticipation

charlie

Clubs out cocks out

Tony Balls

WE HAVE NOT i’m waiting patiently

ax

front (i.e. "bowl") = out

Nickerbockers

How is everyone in the beautyhood doing today?

Cam Jackson

Who do I contact for a job in a new area of town

Paprika

Club Ellen… thank you 💜

Jesus

Playing with my Byron Noem wired dugs

May

theda being in the grass reminds me of her trying to impress erwin by being as small as an aphid

Christ

Prada Iris is like fucking a garden with powder as lube and i LOVE IT

nitrogen

Matthew McConaughey was an early investor in the A ball—smart!

Luke

Club Ethel

Tati Beauty Puff

may we have the audio seperately on the feed?🩷 it makes it easier for on the go

Joe B

Yes, yes, please!!!

Elizabeth Highschool

Digging through a giant pile of shit to get your ball back like Laura Dern in Jurassic Park

Jesus

McConaughey has been loadmaxxing and shit mogging on all the other cumdump chuds before it was a thing

river

scooping my bowl and scraping my plate

May

dr bowel wasn’t involved with the a-ball because he’s a competitor! his brand “future method” sells this powder (basically just salt) that you mix with water (a la marc jacobs) and it’s supposed to be safer for your ass than plain water because of the osmolarity or whatever

Glen

Theda I used to be a fragrance girlie and now I can barely tolerate the stuff, have a bunch of old luckyscent sample vials I would happily send your way!!

brucey

Loved this Courtney/Billy dynamic

Russalka

Making you two laugh with my "In Times of Wagons" comment was a huge honor.❤️

Adam

dr evan goldstein HATES when douchers find out this one simple trick

nymphowarsxxx

exporting audio only version now, with the voices equal volume. LA LA LA, welcome to life!

Beth Jerky

MY SCENT: Vetiver Ecarlate by artisan parfumeur (Vetiver, Grapefruit, Tomato Vine - lasts forever). PLEASE bring Charlene back, it has been years and I need to know what she's tincturing. NIPPLE PLAY: I used to, but now i'm going through male perimenopause and the wiring is shorting out.

Grady

God I’m so obsessed with Theda’s perfume spiral.

river

i spent $60 on luckyscent samples a couple of days ago so i am feeling #seen by theda's perfume minute. currently wearing aura by mugler!

Felli

My Uncle is an old Guerlain Queen and gave my mom Jicky like 30 years ago and it sat untouched in her cabinets until the day she died. If I still had it I would happily send it to you. Guerlain Heritage is one of my faves.

nymphowarsxxx

WE LOVE JICKY WE LOVE UNCLE WE LOVE YOUR MOM AND WE LOVE FELLI

patreon user #00001312

i am really wanting to know theda’s desired fragrance goal. my goal is to find an offramp to my favorite discontinued scent which is TRAMP by LUSH COSMETICS!!!!!! nothing in the damn world smells like it because its literally like 2 maybe 3 notes(patchouli and oakmoss) and every scent now has 1,000000 notes!!!! Aahhhhhhh

Harley

My favorite fragrance is Viva La Juicy bc apparently I need to smell like the sluttiest girls I knew in high school. If you want to smell like the mall in 2009, I can’t recommend it enough.

Harley

My favorite normal girl fragrance is Stem by Malin + Goetz but it’s discontinued and I have one single squirt left 🥲

Felli

I also for got to mention if you are looking for old time fragrances, check out Roger and Galet brand. Their scent , Jean Marie Farina, was created in 1806. Very good price point. And for olde olde, the brand 4711 I believe was the first commercially produced brand. Smells comparable to Jean Marie Farina, but lighter. Also very inexpensive. I learned this all from Uncle Guerlain. He gifts me new scents at least once a year 💗

Henry

Love 4711

sminkin

euan who are you, where are you - j'habite à paris bisous bisous