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CLUB ROSS'S BIRTHDAY - APRIL 25, 2026 (Patreon)

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2026-04-25 18:37:07
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2026-09

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IT'S ROSS'S DAMN BIRTHDAY!!!! Create a new persona in his honor!!!! We talk all about the scary future, Portland perfume bar provocations, the pop star weather patterns, and Proyecto Fin Del Mundo!

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Sam

Get your Happy Birthday Ross’ out

Roople

Putting a birthday hat onto my cock as we speak!

josh brolin

I had a dream last night that I entered into a beautiful polycule with Theda and her boyfriend

Luke

Club CC Slaughters!!

Alex S

COCKS OUT FOR ROSSS

Bricka Tuna

My cock is slathered in birthday

Josh H.

Project "Oh Mary", face-yanked Ryan Gosling meets Mary Todd Lincoln in space

Grady

We’re all born naked and the rest is club

Woody Allen

Happy Birthday Ross ❤️

,

Ready & Overly Sexy Sissa

Josh H.

🎶i can turn a dance floor into a bathroom🎶

Adam

im so happy to hear theda shit on project hail mary. i left the theater like so angry at the movie i was somehow insulted. all my friends and many a critic i like loved it. ive felt so crazy bc it’s soooo so insanely bad

pussytourettefan

happy birthday ross we the rossistas love you

Christian Farley

my cock was already as hard as a rock in my hand

Christ

ROSS WHATS YER FRAGRANCE??????

May

i like american cream by lush for lavender vanilla but it might be too saccharine

mimi fox

love a ross ep

Henry

What do we all feel about DS AND DURGA FRAGRANCE?

Isak

That'sh why I like to go danshing.... shafety in numbersh

goooooooooob

Macy please record your own version of Madonna promoting her new album on Grindr lmao

Tati Westbrook

this episode is very much in the tradition of blow jobin i live

Blackberry Girl Storming

Does anyone have catalogued the character appearances from KNFW, if not I’m going to go back and create a spreadsheet for reference

y c

PLEASE HAVE JENNIE JOURNEY ON THE SHOW PLEEEASE WE LOVE HER

Roople

When I got diagnosed with autism at 14 they told me I was above average in intelligence but sucked shit at social interaction, so that kind of evened out my self esteem

Grady

It really felt like a return

Isaac

Would pay $$$ for weekly Gaga hour with ross

Grady

It’s so delicious that Katy Kat vs Little Monster discourse is still alive in Club Ellen

Fran Lebowitz

I pray this FRANgrace story arc is approaching its end.

nymphowarsxxx

you know the deal. you just doubled its lifespan

miles

WE LOVE ROSS HBD ROSS!!!! also did anyone see Behind the Open Door at anthology and clock when corey was like do you want it tight or loose, just like ryan cummings asked that one caller?

rose bean germanotta-polansky

omg i messaged Jennie journey two weeks ago to msg Macy, and i am so glad that jennifer actually did!

Susan Boyle

Not that Dewitt is some kind of revolutionary but people's reactions show you how foul humanity can be that we've normalized these humiliation rituals the ultra rich put in place for us to be wasting time shaming each other into doing. So many truly demonic amoral people are ready to whore themselves out for money they couldn't even handle anyway. People HAVE TO publicly reject "prizes" from these antisocial institutions. This is money from FUCKING AMERICAN CHATTEL SLAVERY YALE UNIVERSITY are we just totally brushing over history with everyone's tiktok ass brains?? What fucking ever everyone's worried about trump meanwhile we're all gonna be fighting over food shortages in the next decade whether he or anyone like him is in power or not because there's so many fucking troglodyte parasites both rich and not rich that we allow to exist in our society that do nothing but take from the earth that's now obliterated and they'll continue living their hedonistic soulless lives until they starve and die. Love, Susan Boyle

Susan Boyle

Theda if you're looking through lavender vanillas I recommend trying Naxos and Alexandria II both by Xerjoff. Even if you don't find them personally wearable I'd say they're worth a snort. They're some of my personal favs, make me feel like a final boss grandparent ready to smack you with a diapey, equally modern/mature tho

Nicole Wigman

Is there any chance your Interior Motives Patreon episode could make its way to this Patreon somehow? A humble question from a povo bitch who cannot afford to subscribe to multiple Patreons <3

Mallory

if Theda is worried about watching part 2, she should know that her scene is very dark and you can barely see her lol

Simply, the breast

My hand smells like a poll of ten women at a book club

Kevin

new Bette Midler music video ALL YOU FASCISTS (Bound to Lose) ft Barbara Hershey

roboboy

sexy confident

Luke

Thank GOD for your service!

Hunty

what's the end song?

Joe B

If you have Jennie Journey on the show, please ask her her thoughts on Camus 💐

DewLeepa

I kind of cringe bc it’s made by an autistic rich white man and his South Asian wife he nicknamed kali (goddess) which is also cringey for a white person to do Apparently the ‘85 diesel candle smells like poppers tho

Henry

Omg thanks. It always seemed off

ant

my jeans are cerulean ...

EJ

They were Yves St. Laurent, weren’t they?

DewLeepa

Lol I am not a barometer for taste just giving the scoop on who creates ~the smells~ If you like the smells wear the smells 🌟

Jo

‘Although Enjoyment’

Jo

+1!

Jo

Theda I was thrilled to hear you say these notes as I’m on a quest for the same notes too! Will keep you posted of any good finds

Jo

‘Beatings will continue until morale improves’

Kylee Kemlage

its finally happened theda im looking at perfume samples online. gotta sell more comms for Smells

Caitlin C.

from my brief time on Japanese glp-1s, I don’t remember becoming dumber from eating less, it’s a lot better than intermittent fasting in that regard.

Harley

Happy birthday Ross!!! It’s my birthday too!! 🫨

INO

Helen DeWitt 🫡🫡🫡

Ross Leonardy

Would be spending the $$$ on an eternal sunshine of the spotless mind procedure

BigGayJack

Happy birthday Harleynne Quinzelle

Grady

!!

Richard Berquist

If you go into the Theda state, you Macy Ross Leonardy!

Owin

What is this exit song???? I love

Elizabeth Highschool

Ross seems like the type of person who could turn a dance floor into a runway

jiejie

ross has my favorite voice

Grady

Never stop. I’m obsessed with the fragrance talk. It has started me on my own journey.

Grady

I’d fuck u Ross

M

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

M

So delicious

ethan

women’s data matters. it just matters

Dany

Happy birthday ross!! Please have ross back any time, we love ross!

Antoni

ross has such a lovely voice for podcast, has my front all slicked up just to reckon with the seemingly endless ills of our world

Glen

I used to wear Burning Barbershop by them (can’t tolerate most fragrance anymore 😢)

Judy

I like to have club all day day d-d day day

Ronnie Nygard

Where the actual fuck is the mmm yummy sound bite from

Judy

Thank you in advance!

Judy

Love their el cosmico perfume 🌵

V

Runway music video out now

Elaine

I love Helen Dewitt so much - I think Lightning Rods is very Nymphowars coded and would be a great book club pick :)

Sia Furler

Theda pls don’t intermittently fast - anyone with any history of mood disturbance / anxiety really shouldn’t. The evidence on IF being more effective than just normal calorie deficit is very very limited and all it does is exacerbate psychiatric distress by not providing consistent energy. A better path is just a simple small calorie deficit, or better yet, eating at maintenance and lifting weights regularly to give shape / gain muscle / lose fat, without as harsh an impact on your mind. I would hate to see a great mind of our generational fried by a bad diet, 3 health meals a day and healthy snack for when your blood sugar dips are the path, look after yourself 🙏

Giovanni A

manila luzon being a hyper pop pioneer

Christopher Biscoe

Oh, noble sheep, we eat your babies We use your brain to fight off rabies But the most beautiful gift you give Is wool

Josh

reba singing 'bareback' on her new song one night in tulsa is a soundboard must

caitlin gender

This ep made me set up a therapy appointment, take my meds, and flatten my cock into a tiny little coin. Thanks gals! #flatcockhealth #mentalhealth #cock

Bolkagirl

Courtney love commented on your interior motives post on IG ... if she only knew 😋

Nicco

I’ve grown emotionally attached to it and for a while thought it was Macy’s voice

Nicco

Love the scents that actually stay on me and really love their candles. I still buy their stuff despite the owner trying to launch an NFT fragrance a few years back (which everyone bullied him for, thank God)

Lloyd

New Madonna preview snippet features her saying in perfect Macy-as-Madonna “Bring it Sabrina, you’ve got something to say about it”, which must be referring to trans rights in this country.

Kevin

The music video…this is a crisis

Sia Furler

I just found out Helen DeWitt studied at Oxford… it all makes sense. She and I are both DPhils of Oxford… I can see how she has no social skills and is mentally ill

Meredith Gilbert

I thank Katya in my head every time I listen to you all. Thank you for introducing me to Helen Dewitt and Castration movie. I can’t wait to watch part 2. I love you both. -Woman of probably slightly above average IQ

David B

Bless us O Lord our daily Ross

charlie

thought you were joking but omg she really did who knew. The crossover potential is crazy

nymphowarsxxx

hello i am stopping this week it has been...literally disastrous. thank you dr. sia, sincerely ,t

nymphowarsxxx

found on youtube, title was "yummy sound effect" or something!! it is just some voiceover actress in a booth riffing

nymphowarsxxx

i am shocked to have become so stupid in so little time. it cannot continue, -t

nymphowarsxxx

i will watch someday, i think it is the most exciting film project of the moment and love louise -t

nymphowarsxxx

it's just fran being fran...we love that she is a hater...she hates the phones, she hates the tourists! that is our fran

nymphowarsxxx

it's bizarre. THAT is what broke hollywood is spending its money on now?!?!?!

nymphowarsxxx

morale is key...it's like when the aesthetician tells you you have beautiful hair...

nymphowarsxxx

i will explore them...i am wild for diaper barbershop

Grady

Theda can you start a Library BBL tier segment that is somehow fragrance related

Grady

Like I’d be happy with a show where we email you our favorite scents and you say what it says about us

nymphowarsxxx

i almost got this the other day...i would like to read very mucho.

Kylee Kemlage

i got samples of kenzo world and jo malone blush suede and peony so something like those? but i also have a dupe of dior rose n roses and id like to compare it to the original

May

have you read the perfect scent by chandler burr. he talks about the creation of a sarah jessica parker fragrance. she loooove it

Grady

Goin up to Provincetown Gonna meet some bears there New tori uhhhh

Ian (age withheld)

A whole episode dedicated to all the new music released by WOMEN today

roboboy

I was so frustrated by little monsters saying it's amazing I almost got teary

Ian (age withheld)

I PROMISE that we don't need to hear anything else from the Mayhem sessions

roboboy

it making disease sound like Mahler's symphony no 5

Luke

Name of the song at the end? I was living

Freyja

Theda’s whole thing about the flip from NFTs to AI copystrike shit is really fucking chilling but also really fucking genius and Walter Benjamin Arcades-y, please never stop going on these rants 🙏

Freyja

Club Ellen has the REAL fin del mundo going on 🔥🤌

Freyja

Speaking as a 21 year old tranny from Scotland it is not only the American kids that can’t stand AI shit 👍

Doulgas

Pretend It’s an Odor

Jakab Bailey

I cannot stop saying it to myself

Tati Beauty Puff

fucking my ears and brain with kim novak, scald. I love it sm

dykeney houston

more guests. i like the range of topics. i like the interruptions.