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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: STAR KNIGHT (Patreon)

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2024-05-29 04:04:37
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Get ready for the weirdest episode of 'Ancient Aliens' ever with the 1985 Spanish movie "Star Knight", starring Harvey Keitel and Klaus Kinski!

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Matthias Reißner

Wow. Harvey Keitel AND Klaus Kinski? I can’t wait till tonight, when I am done working. I hope I can concentrate on work today. I am really looking forward to.

PsychoSinMafia

Yay. So fun to see the movie I patreoned finally getting a review. Can’t wait, love your reviews.

Trevor Bond

This seems like a rather... bizarre movie. Kinda glad I missed this one over the years.

Tony Chan

Anyone else watch Brandon’s reviews while high?

WhatHoSnorkers

Proper bizarre. For a good knights and spaceships book, Poul Anderson's "The High Crusade" is a great read.

Galloe

Okay, but when she just randomly gave "Liquid Gold" to the alien, it was a little like if you had a heart attack near a toddler, and they put cat food in your mouth. That's how great that scene was, flawless, really.

Nate Brydges

So was there a standing copy right on the words elixir of life, and or the philosopher stone? Because that is clearly what the liquid gold is supposed to be. It feels like when Tommy Wiseau saying future wife rather than fiancée in the room?

Anver Mahmud

When Harvey puts on the suit and goes into the ship, he looks more like a Slayer from "Krull".