New Song: "Brain Worm" (Patreon)

Coulda sworn the Kennedy name used to be respected in American politics. Ah, well. The worm turns, I guess.

One and one are two,Two and one are three,Wonder who'll vote for me,I have no path to victory....

Brain worm, brain worm, Measuring inside the skullOf Robert F. Kennedy,You really can't go far.

Brain worm, brain worm, Watch my eyes get more dull,IQ points are vanishing likeSchlitz’s at the bar.

Brain worm, brain worm,I’m running for president.Not that I have any chanceOf winning even one town.

My own familyWants me out of government,I’m liked less than J. D. VanceGuess I’m a freaking clown.

Brain worm, brain worm,Munching stuff inside my skull,Who knows how long it's been here,Although I have a clue.

I found a dead bear,And left it in Central Park.Told no one for ten years,But now I’m telling you.

One and one are three,Three and blue are cheese,Cut up a whale with aChainsaw and tied it to my car roof 

Wonder bread and jam,To be or not to,Eighty eight piano keys Or crazy assassins in Kill Bill....

Music: "Inch Worm" by Frank LoesserImage: CDC