New Song: "The Day We Drove Old Congress Down" (Patreon)

Donald Trump is my name, and I love other people's painBut Biden's cavalry cameHe cheated, or so I claimed.

I wasn't gonna leave the public eye.I told the Proud Bois “Stand back and stand by”,Steve Bannon said we had to fight like hell,It was a time I remember oh so well....

It was the day we drove old Congress downAnd all the bells were ringin’The day we drove old Congress downAnd all the nooses were swingin’, we said“We’re gonna hang Mike Pence”, He shouldn't have been on that rhetorical fence....

So we picked January 6,And gathered two thousand hicks,I said I would be with them,And then got out of there quick.

Back to the White House, turned on TV,Watching those people fighting for me,They killed a cop, knocked down some doors,I really love the uneducated poors....

It was the day we drove old Congress downAnd all the phones were ringin’,The day we drove old Congress down,And Swords and axes were swingin’, we said,”Spread shit on Pelosi’s wall,Next year we’ll hammer her husband Paul....”

Like my father before me,I work in real estate.And like my father before me,I deal mostly in hate.

From my cancer charities to Trump the Game,My biggest asset is my last name,I tell folks my skill is the Art of the Deal,I sure hope that's true when my convictions come up for appeal ....

I am the guy who drove America down,Humiliating the nation,The whole world thinks that I’m a clown,Your pets were eaten by Haitians, they went“Nom nom na nom nom nom,”Maybe this term I’ll drop a hydrogen bomb....

Music: "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" by Robbie Robertson