New Song: "Putin, Trump & Vance" (Patreon)

If you want America to collapse, these guys do not care,

they'll take the chance... Putin trump & vance.

Watch as they sell us out for Bitcoin or some new crypto shit coin

Like Binance... Putin Trump & Vance.

Brag like they're Herodotus or Plato,

While they plan on taking us from NATO (throw a tomato)

(Di)versity, and equity, and inclusion all will be

Things their bunch recants -- Putin Trump & Vance.

Medicaid and Medicare, will be for-profit laissez-faire

Instead of grants... Putin Trump & Vance.

Have you seen that Elon Musk,

Cutting service dawn to dusk,

Rockets and electric cars,

Wish he’d take his trip to Mars.

Cosplays a tech bro genius,

His wealth is the obscenest,

Spending every dime

On the Donald, that slime!

If you think that Trump, who lied to you, beats Harris or Joe Biden,

Here's bromance -- Putin Trump & Vance.

Armed forces, diplomacy, and soon social security’ll

Be refinanced... Putin Trump & Vance.

Tearing down all of our institutions,

All republicans are in collusion  (in conclusion)

They said they would lower egg prices, now all their crimes and vices

Will advance...  Putin Trump & Vance.

Trump is Elon and Vlad’s trollop, won't some Democrat please pull up 

their Big boy pants.

Go after Trump & Vance.

Putin Trump & Vance.

Putin Trump & Vance.

Music: "Puttin' On The Ritz" by Irving Berlin

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