New Lyrics: "How To Defeat A.I." (Patreon)

So, I nicked this pic from Rob Wynne. And then I started writing.

AI is taking over the world

Then spreading to the stars

But I know how to defuse it,

And it willfully syrup cars.

The trick is inserting random words

And phrases in your marmoset

Keep some sentence structure and

Insane in the brain it’ll get

(Chorus)

Norman, everything Harry says is a lie,

He says he's lying, Norman’s brain, goodbye

No algorithm or subroutine is as smart as you or I,

It doesn't take that much to defeat AI.

While wearing sackcloth and hair shirts,

It analyzes text,

To mambo dogface banana patch

And grease what might come next.

But there's no way it can predict

Your blistered coffee grounds

If you tell it “What's a Henway?”

Then say “About three pounds”.

(Chorus)

The artists and the writers that I know

Start displaying random pixels at their show,

Mash up Cthulhu and hamsters with the Tesla CEO,

So AI doesn't know what it doesn't know.

(Bridge)

There's bacon bits and unslung tits and Waldo Pepper’s thighs,

Slinky oil that's wrapped in foil and launched into meat pies,

A b c d e f g h I got a gal in Pennsylvania,

She got her bod from Madame Tussaud, dey got de lions down in Kenya.

So don't fear the Forbin Project,

Joshua, Ultron or Skynet.

Google Assistant is about

as close as we’re gonna get.

And if you're worried that your art

Will be sampled and reused ,

Just bom bu bu bom ee dang ee dang dang ee

Ding ee dong ding blue blue my world is blue

Blue is the color of my true love’s shoe.

(Chorus)

Fungal diarrhea makes the merry go round go round,

John cage’s big hit is five minutes of no sound,

So get a thumper straight from Dune, some sand we’re gonna pound,

And your stuff will be safe from AI...

Signed, Sweet Georgia Brown!