New Audio: "Donald J. Trump, Will You Please Go Now!" (Patreon)

The time has come.

You're so damn dumb.

And so lowbrow.

Just go. Go! GO!

We don't care how.

A dumpster fire 

Or garbage scow,

Donald J. Trump,

Will you please go now?

You can go by plane,

Maybe Air Force One

We’ll let you keep it 

when its run is done.

Can you go back to

Your old TV show?

Go with grace, go with style,

Go with God -- but GO!

You can stop at McDonald’s

To pick up some chow,

But Donald J. Trump,

Will you PLEASE GO NOW?

You can get on a bus or a

Train to leave town.

Just sneak through the Rose Garden

Melania cut down.

You can go overseas

To our allied countries -- 

Eeugh. You might get arrested. 

How's your Russian and Chinese?

Canada, Greenland,

Or Gaza or Panama

All these dreams of conquest 

Must come from your anima.

It's time to pack up,

All your sneakers and bibles,

And at your press conferences 

Quit spouting libels.

It's time to vamoose,

It's time to say “ciao” --

Donald J. Trump, 

Will you please go now!

And while we're at it,

There's James David Vance,

Who got his new job

By the seat of his pants.

Born as James Donald Bowman, 

Thinks himself quite a showman.

But his concept of government’s

Imperial Roman.

He doesn't like hillbillies,

But claims he is’un.

Seems badmouthing people 

Gives him a mean frisson.

His major distinction 

As veep of this land

Is, the veep is a creep

That nobody can stand.

We’ve given as much time

As we can allow --

James David Vance,

Will you please go now!

Elon Reeve Musk,

Don't think we’ve forgotten.

You used to be cool, but

Turned out to be rotten.

You pass yourself off

As real-life Tony Stark.

Well, where's your damn armor?

You're dreadful at snark.

You finance no charities,

Have no moral code,

And your rockets and Tesla cars

Tend to explode.

Now you’ve got a chainsaw

To hack government,

And we’ll wonder where

Social Security went.

Don't look so dyspeptic,

Don't furrow your brow --

You Martian-bound Nazi, just

Please. Go. NOW!

All three of you turkeys,

Take one final bow...

Then Trump, Vance, and Musk,

Will you PLEASE GO NOW?!?

I said GO,

And GO! I meant.

In a better world than this...

They went.