New Song: "Doctor Demento, Time Lord" (Patreon)

To the tune of "Pico and Sepulveda" by Eddie Maxwell and Jule Styne

(Barret is from Gallifrey)

The doctor DementoHe drives aTardis, TardisThat top hat,Tuxedo,Noisemaker,Tardis, Tardis.

How d’you think that he stores all those albums, cassettes,And for-ty fivesHis studio is a TARDIS, it's bigger on The... in... side,That's how we know that he's aTime Lord, he’s hereWhen the Smogberry trees... all bloom.

Companions,Like Weird Al,And Luke Ski,Carla! Ulbrich!Victor Borge,PDQ Bach,Barnes and Barnes,Allen! Sherman!

You can keep Liberace and Lawrence Welk, Even Sonny and Cher.I’d rather have Devo Spice, Worm Quartet,And Thom... as... Lehrer,And use new math just like aTime Lord, Dee Jay,With comedy songs... for you!