New Song: "The Ballad of Jedi Clampett" (Patreon)

Not really a lot to say, except that I was surprised no one had done it before.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed,

Poor moisture farmer, barely kept his family fed.

Then one day, he was going round a bend,

And saw some storm troopers fighting crazy old Ben.

Kenobi, that is.

Screaming like a krayt dragon.

Or maybe Gohan from dragonball z.

Well, the first thing you know, Jed’s helping in the fight,

And Bben pulls out a saber made of light.

He says “Alderaan is the place I gotta be”,

So we loaded up the speeder and we went to mos eisley.

Wretched hive, scum and villainy.

Now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and Obi-wan,

They came out of lightspeed in the rubble of Alderaan.

You're all invited back next week to watch them save the day.

With Jeh-three-pio, Darth Drysdale, and Princess Leia Mae.

On the Millennium Chicken that is.

This ain't the still yer lookin for

Take yer restraining bolt off

The force be with y’all, y’hear?

Music: "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" by Paul Henning