New Song: "Etrigan" (Patreon)

Okay, this may be one of the most insane things I've ever done. See, Anne has always wanted a mash-up of Underdog, the canine superhero from Saturday morning cartoons who speaks in rhyme, and Etrigan, the rhyming demon from DC Comics. And it's hip hip hip, and away I go!

(I genuinely tried to make Underdog the winner, honest I did. Sigh.)

The half-brother of Merlin dwells

Among the deepest pits of hell

Till Merlin one day cast a spell

To bind him to a mortal shell

That's Etrigan (Etrigan),

Etrigan (Etrigan),

Mighty demon, bound and humble

Till the spell of Merlin crumbles,

Etrigan....

V2

Flash forward now to modern times,

We need a hero to stop crimes,

A shoeshine boy opens the climes

Of hell, gains superpowers and rhymes from

Etrigan (Etrigan),

Etrigan (Etrigan),

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,

None suspect the curse he’s under,

Underdog....

Demon powered Underdog!

V3

And now at last has come the hour,

Bar Sinister would steal his power,

Released, it blows up Simon’s tower,

And now the world will cringe and cower at

Etrigan (Etrigan),

Etrigan (Etrigan),

Gone, gone the form of man,

Rise the demon, Etrigan,

Etrigan....

Now, if this were a cartoon show,

Then Etrigan he’d overthrow,

And screaming back to hell he'd go

But, sorry, kids, it's pain and woe for

Underdog

Demon bound, eternally cur-sed,

Next to go is Polly Purebred,

Underdog...

Made the slaves of  Etrigan, Etrigan!

Music: "Underdog Theme" by Chester Stover, W. Watts Biggers, Treadwell Covington, and Joseph Harris