FAWM Lyrics #3: "X-M-E-N" (Patreon)

Like the previous song, this is a parody. I don't know if FAWM allows parodies, so this may just end up as a regular song here. I also think I need a few more lines of outro. Gotta listen to the recording again.

Young man, you don't know what to do, i say

Young man, They don't understand you, I say

Young man, and your skin is all blue,

Not to mention teleporting

Young girl, you can fly and make rain, I say

Young girl, from a fluke in your brain, I say

Young girl, come with me and I’ll train you to

Understand your powers

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

Here at Xavier’s School, you can teach and be taught,

And the costumes are really hot.

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

You can just be yourself, and hang out with your peers,

And save the world three or four times a year.

Young man, are you listening to me? I said

Young man, we’re the next step in the advance

Of man, as genetically we are

Given something X-tra

Young man, I know just how you feel, I said,

Young man, how it doesn't seem real, the way

You can, change to organic steel, just don't

Go and fight Magneto....

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

We’ve got people who phase, we’ve got telepaths too,

You’ll be amazed at what we can do,

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

There's a Danger Room where you can go to relax

Between the consequences of our acts.

Young man, yes it's true that we're feared, most folks

Aren't fans... of us mutants, we're weird, even

When we... save the world we get jeered

But applause ain’t why we do it

Young girl, we're all living the dream, of a

New world, there's a place on our team, for you

If you’ll, live a life that's extreme, and don't

Mind being persecuted....

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

We’ve all got superpowers, and deep character flaws,

And then there's that guy with the claws...

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

Every two years or so, watch the Phoenix come back,

Or Apocalypse or Onslaught attack

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

It's fun to be in the X-M-E-N,

All our allies are neat, all our villains are cool,

But we don't know what to do with Deadpool....