🫵 major life update attention all patriots 👊 (Patreon)

hello to all you our listeners, our friends, our countrymen, our potential ear lenders :

this is liz with a major announcement brought to you by .... the internet posting cms on patreon dot com.

guys. we did it. we finally did it. we are MOVING studios.

if you have been listening for a while (shhh pretend you have even if you haven't) then you should know that we have been long suffering many a noise leakage into our dinky recording unit where Brace keeps his padded coffin (for when he goes "moltmode"). it STUNK. so much EDM. there were artistic murals on the wall. so many bad drum sessions. that time someone had a metronome hooked up to speakers?? there was the one guy who was just banging? the ground? with a hammer? randomly? 3pm every time we recorded? seriously WHAT WERE YOU BANGING FOR? to what end!!! now there's an idea for your next Serial, on me.

THEY SAY that it is sound proof but just like the rest of the lying fake news ELITES, the guys we rented this place from were simply NOT telling THE TRUTH.

AND since TRUEANON has the word TRUE in IT, which is related to the word TRUTH, we obviously, shan't have stood for such behavior not a mere 'nother minute.

so we are moving.

PROOF OF LIFE ATTACHED BELOW

as you can see we box up all of our precious items: Kashoggi head (won't be explaining do not ask), bongos and then, per instruction, we keep all the other stuff like mic stands, important cables, cords, the stuff we use for the show etc, that's all loosey goosey so hopefully it gets damaged and/or causes one of us to trip and fall in a non-lethal and delightfully humorous way.

why am I telling you this? RADICAL HONESTY DUH. no bitch, it's because we won't have an episode for you this week because we can't record as everything is in transit (and Kashoggi head is still in box). also moving is stressful and we need some time for SELF CARE (bongos).

we will be back to regularly scheduled programming next week! we love you but not in a weird way and in the meantime did you know? we've got some hats for you and some other goodies over on the old webstore here here here. but merch stuff might take a minute to ship out because we gotta unpack everything don't yell at us !!!

ok talk to you next week until then ... BE BEST

x

L & B & YC