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Episode 383: Fun Pump (Patreon)

Published:
2024-06-03 13:29:43
Edited:
2024-10-11 00:15:12
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2026-06
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We test out our new studio by talking Trump, a psycho article in Tablet, and a weird new celebrity pump and dump crypto scheme that feels a few years too late.

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Noah

They did it again. Another banger.

ploob

Pump it n dump it

Demented Avenger

Without having heard the episode (nobody commenting has), I predict we're going to hear a cold open, then how to use crypto to buy a Trump branded penis pump before Yung Chomsky shoves the microphone into the bathroom to get the audio of Brace taking a dump.

Cole

i love this pod cast !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

csalyer .

Don't talk to me until I've had my dump pumped in the morning

will michel

i would’ve stayed in the old studio but then again i’m such a jazzhead

Erik

Need an episode on the pronatalist freaks from the Guardian article

Teriyaki sticks

Brace is the cute one, Liz is the smart one and YC is the funny one

Selene

DIVA DOWN 🚨🚨

Demented Avenger

You may be trying to say that Tablet is the new Der Stürmer, but it needs cartoons to achieve that.

Blank

Brace bible stories is the new gong, let’s 👏 make 👏 it 👏 happen 👏

NYCM&AHole

I use a Microsoft Surface, not iPad. If you get an intel chipset with thunderbolt you can hook up an eGPU to it and play big boy games.

BujewQ

New studio!!!!

foul tarnished

I never realized the gong was a physical object... Trueanon's gong technique is such that I thought it was a sound bite

Ian H

I'm so torn between believing that they've gotten way too much attention already and morbid fascination. It's also really funny to live in Amish country and not realize that the obvious path to a dozen kids is buying a farm and joining a church. Like not only do you have a productive outlet and food supply for them and you, but also an instantaneous like-minded support network. There's a reason the model has survived for thousands of years in nearly every inhabited part of the world.

GoyBulletStopper

Thanks for making me read about these psychos.

Blank

“The narratives I’m running” —Entrepreneur who understands post-modernism and its compatibility with capitalism

B

brace tells tales of the Bible and his time in Bethlehem with his big iron ☺️

EA Burdett

Speaking of Jesus would love to hear y'all interview or even just talk about Dr. Ammon Hillman concerning his theories and Greek translations on jesus, modern Christianity and Judaism because it would be hilarious and I think touches on some of the weirder conspiracies about christianity, Judaism and academia

snapplepeachtea

sahil arora seems a good example of why india and china should never team up for anything

weedworf

Great Jesus Christ Superstar sound drops YC 💜

Sam

Liz really needs to read the Gospel of Judas to get where Brace was coming from re: crucifixion being good actually.

NYCM&AHole

Does the studio have a mixer or what? Is it a recording room and the studio to mix in?

polarkeef

I'm happy to see liz show such respect to the gong

Erik

🫡

Ian H

Wait was that Nese Karabocek at the 38 min mark?

kitty pavlova

im allowed to say it: how the fuck has caitlyn jenner not voice trained at all!!! girl you dont get to talk shit on other trans people when your voice still sounds like that....

James A

Do not get iPad.

James A

This is only one step removed from Bill (not to mention Melinda) Gates PERSONALLY installing a microchip into your arm.

NYCM&AHole

I’m not worried, I’m curious. Because there’s rehearsal space and then there’s studio. I am curious what kind of microphones you guys use to record etc. I only ask because I abuse my shure sm57 and SE electronics ribbon mic by sticking them against a speaker cab attached to a high gain tube amp. So I ask in the not shit stirring sense but in the genuine process curiosity sense.

NYCM&AHole

It’s a pc that’s a tablet but not an expensive toy like iPad Pro. It also spares me from bringing a work laptop when traveling because I can remote in.

Philippe Duhart

This is one of the few instances I’ve heard anyone in the media correctly describe the apolitical and apathetic era we’ve entered into. Also one of the few times someone has pointed out that the Proud Boys and other groups are defunct.

Chris

Whats the bible study episode?

Kevin Weiss

Brace’s Bible Study is great stuff A+

Rangifer Tarandus

Love the JCSS drops, took me way too long to pinpoint why YC's Twitter bio sounded so familiar

Brian Long

Why does Brace know Sniffies?!? Lmao

pulled a muscle yearning

Brace should get viper skin boots so he can crawl like a viper through these suburban streets, make love to the women languid and bittersweet.

Sheep

Seeking Derrangements

kmd

2024 is just a repeat of 2020, the 30 year cycle has crunched

tk

The taxonomy is kinda messy but snakes are for most purposes lizards without legs

Ian P

nice episode art

Patrick!

Ye should try and interview Clare Daly if ye haven't reached out already, eu elections soon + Norm Fink just endorsed her

square coats

I'm not trying to be shitty and am actually open to having missed something, how does Palestine fit into the other stuff at the end there? It seems like there are very different motivations for showing that video from Rafah than a kid trying to pump a coin etc, and I guess there's probably a lot of tuned out people who think things there could go back to like the status quo pre-Oct. 7 but I don't think that's the prevailing belief for most people who are actually paying attention to everything happening. But idk, I'm generally out of touch with like prevailing zeitgeists or whatever.

Oliver Crane

Kind of feels like half the population desperately wants to be the based bearded man saying “Yes.”

Ian H

Yeah pythons and boas even still have vestigial legs. Brace scrying truth out of the ether again.

Nick

Did not realize snakes aren’t lizards

Henry

Jesus would teach you to curve the bullet like that one movie.

jrab

The red heifer one

NYCM&AHole

Where’s Paul Pelosi?

Sam Zeng

Jesus would've head shot the Hamas terrorist around the child no problem.

Natalie

literally replayed the first section on trump like 13 times cause I didn't understand lol

mexicanhalloween .

here's what you do on election day: tell your boss you're leaving early to vote, then go home and have wank

Michael S. Judge

"And I'm still in the murder bidness" – Iggy Azalea, presumably including 2024

Son Goku

Was imagining a "mom knocks over the leg lamp" scenario unfolding when Liz started talking about the gong.

Colin Helpio

Eugene V. Debs walked so Donald J. Trump could run.

Phil Darovic

Obviously the Brace contingent would be the "Braceaholix"

ffffffff

Brace's understanding of human combustion an underrated aspect here - i used to work at a funeral home and you have to take that into account for cremation. actually, americans being so fat is leading to problems with crematoriums built for thinner people, and some crematoriums get damaged by out of control cremations caused by the body fat being burned

Peter Annee

Is it just me or was this the first Brace noise in awhile??? So missed

John Mitchell

That article was sublime. The author started with a pure premise, followed his own personal educational, cultural and social pathway, with strict, cogent analysis, and followed it to the concise encapsulation of all Zionism being inextricably rooted in anti-semitism. At some point soon Israel is going to tear itself apart.

Peter Annee

There’s a Zappa quote “The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.” It has felt more and more since 2020 that we are in the midst of seeing the curtains pulled back. The muted, nothing, response of the Biden admin on things like Dobbs, Palestine, and even earlier with excuses like the parlementarian is the brick wall.

lin hou

Thank you for going thru that insane article. I read it thru 4 times and thought it was terribly written. It is more understandable, at least to me, when read aloud, still insane.

Sean

***DOME ACTIVATED***

Major Pisano

You three always be putting out bangers , always bangin’ … banging

John Mitchell

Fucking LOVE Liz raking in the residuals with her "X - The Everything App(TM)" spamming. But brace blew it by not naming the episode with it for the bump.

Lucas

Fortnight? Brace is a Swiftie confirmed

Ian H

Oh huh I never realized the bassline on Yali Yali was a sample.

kaicycle

Brace go on Seeking Derangements and talk to Hesse about Sniffies

K H

I hope Trump goes to jail. That would be amazing. I am disturbed you can just get painted with a bunch of felonies and be found guilty without a clear consensus of which exact crimes were committed. Hopefully that is strictly a weird financial thing. Don't they usually say "on 3 counts of (fill in blank) the defendant is found guilty"? Like how did they announce it?

Victor Villegas

So now they’ve got ac, does that mean Brace is gonna stop asking if he can take his shirt off because that’s a shame

Shiv

You use ipad. Because it’s the big!

🤷🏼‍♀️

Snakes are actually lizards without feet, descended from monitor lizards

MCL

Jenner is no Oatly

Tim O'

I was under the impression that the winner is always Coindexter. Where does he stand in all of this?

Ivan De Luna Ambriz

Israel is also counting every adult male Palestinian as a member of Hamas

Claire Simon

Get Macy Rodman on the show god dammit!!!

Shiv

isn’t this what Naomi Wolf is up to rn (in her mind)

Shiv

YC: when you said, “for the Holidays” >>>

Jon | Kuluu

You can’t infinitely cut worms they have organs that are on one side of their body typically

S H

Hunter Biden trial for lying about drugs and having gun started today, they are picking the jury

Tea for the Tillerman

Re:2024 heat—Pluto entered retrograde May 2 and it will last until October 11, which I can only assume will usher in The Event. This is all in Vineland.

Selecao9

not to be mistaken for legless lizards

Kindspacewombat

More then that. The official death count is 9571 men dead. Israel claims to have killed 12000 hamas fighters backin March.

Sarah Rea

Don't really wanna give this one a heart but thank you genuinely for this gruesome contribution

Sarah Rea

I feel Brace is translating the full sentence intended from skater/trailer park boys in the 90s saying "Wwwwhhhhhaaaasssssssuuuuuupppppppp!!!!!!!"

sneauxman

The Bible (Brace's Version) would go so hard

Michael Ouderkirk

The origin story I think was in the Falun Gong series

BenG

Don’t hate da playa, hate da game some philosophers say

Natalie

I think that's what they're saying, since 2020 things have shifted to a prevailing cynicism that every aspect of reality keeps building on. A 13yo shilling themselves or being shilled to sell a meme coin is very upsetting, something that shouldn't be happening. Israel is getting away with genocide and all the most powerful forces on earth allow it to happen. We can only trudge along while the progression of time and technology just leads to a lot more people feeling alone, disgusted, and nihilistic. Which, in certain people, breeds an every man for themselves mentality. People like the crypto bros take advantage of each other knowingly, we know the US is taking advantage of us and our tax dollars to fund genocide, and both are just going to keep developing into the worst versions of themselves, while we're forced to implicitly partake, until they are cut off at the root.

Alex Gullen

Gangster Jesus had a gun…

Absolute Freak

Gonna need brace to address that racist remark about the sweet woman that raised kabosu(doge)

Kabir F

To be fair, Trumps lawyers admitted they understood that New York law doesn't require a unanimous vote on the crime used to upgrade falsifying business records to a felony.

Zzz

“Everyone is really fucking exhausted from all 8 years of this hyper politicization” ~ Liz 💯💯💯

Matt

eating worms is the way of the future

K H

More likely lizards are snakes with feet. Like damn what if we didn't crawl around and could walk.

K H

Gotta let them nips slice the air.

Genghis Cohen

Gong caretaker more like Dong caretaker am I right fellas

Erik Paulson

I used to pump and dump, it was a fine living for a you man….. now I just dump…

tapwaterskeptic

Full support to Liz for subscribing to but ignoring chartbook. TRUeanon is the only TRUth I need.

Will Elliot

Spergy Liz and manic Brace

Mike

holy shit you're supposed to say "daily kos" "daily chaos"? that's even worse than I thought

K H

Infinite worm glitch y'all

K H

Feels like fumblin my baddie

K H

Cool dark triad information Jon. Normal thing to know.

K H

They count cats too. They will not walk on the Quran.

K H

Jeremy seems like a fucking idiot. Obviously the universe tends toward some lower entropy state locally. We know that because molecules and shit already exist. So if you keep adding energy there is some chance one of those lower entropy states will be life. Which is why I always say we are all space debris that failed to congeal into the perfection of a black hole which apparently aren't even real singularities because fuck me every single fucking thing is a lie. Knowing physics doesn't make you smart, it's literally the most basic science. I once had a professor tell me that between him and his mechanic friend they could build a car. All I could think was "yea, he doesn't need you asshole, he basically builds 1 car every day." I'm sick of these dorks. Like when "operators" try to tell people how to run a business that doesn't involve killing people and smuggling drugs. Or football chungus tell you how to live a fulfilling life. If you know so much how come your knees don't work?

Breakaway

Yeah but there’s no way those yuppy freaks would ever do any actual work, or allow their children to

Thomas Pimlott

“Shagging is real” is my new favourite TrueAnon quote

Dame

Candy cwush on the 5-iPhone screen display

Iammax

Lol 'fica' means fig in Italian but it's slang for pussy

Iammax

Hah sweet. I just started the first few pages of that... I'm in

original gay pussy eatah

Caitlyn Jenner is anti-trans in a way that she thinks people can transition, but only if they go straight from one gender to another, pass completely once they do, and remain in seclusion the whole time. But who knows

Selecao9

Liz unbaptized heathen confirmed??

Lanabanana

This genuinely sounds much much better

Matelda

Brace is correct about Jesus, the official story is that he intended to get killed and it never made sense to blame the Jews.

K H

Mein Kampf KJV

Savage Dawn

This episode was so quiet you could hear Brace's Grindr notifications.

AK

Need Hunter Biden trial recap please ❤️

Porpoise

Great episode! I have been feeling overwhelmed by the nihilism and decadence of the people around me lately so I appreciate what y'all said towards the end.

Tim O'

Liz's thought during minute 26 about people moving towards "normalism" as opposed to centrism because they don't want to be bothered anymore with woke or anti-woke is a great insight. I live in a suburban county that flipped blue when Trump ran because people who don't spend all their time thinking about politics are very averse to weirdos and freaks. The people here didn't turn into libs; they just hate hooting chucklefucks in any form.

K H

Them skittles sideways

EaZy E

You can't double an earthworm because they have a linear-based physiology. The surviving end with the brain and hearts may regenerate like a tail, but the tail doesn't have a brain (or presumably hearts) and will not regenerate. But they are also disgusting, and so regardless, a dismembered can still wiggle around involuntarily for a bit.

Daniel Szmulewicz

Multiple True anon merch sightings in the streets of Tel Aviv: hats and tees. I've heard there's a weekly meetup to discuss the episodes. Looks like you audience is more than just 1.

Miloš Tadijin

As a matter of fact, some snakes actually ARE lizards without legs - the slowworm for example.

Timothy

Caitlin Jenner being anti trans makes me chuckle, but it is really pretty awful. What a terrible person

Michael S. Judge

I like to think about the imprisoned Christ thrown before Pilate, saying "I bet you wanna kill me. I bet I'm so fucking dangerous to your precious little 'society' that you wanna kill me," and Pilate looking around like "Does anybody know this guy?"

bangoduck

i was happy when Elliot Page came out for this reason. a normal trans celebrity improved the discourse immensely.

Chapo Bath House

My homie lit his face on fire with isopropyl alcohol on my 30th birthday. He was attending to the grill, and the arc of the iso he poured onto the HOT GRILL ignited and took off the first layer or so of his skin. It was a touching moment, my life truly peaked. (He was fine, he just looked like he had a minor sunburn the next day and couldn't figure out why he felt so bad despite "not really drinking")

Geneyus

Brace is right, snakes are lizards without feet phylogenetically speaking

Sarah

to any budding entrepreneurs out there- both halves will die, you can’t dupe glitch worms :(

Waffle Poet

Now you can use your “Solana” or whatever as an asset against house mortgages through Freddie and Fannie thanks to the new federal head of housing finance whatever being a crypto bro freak.