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CRACKPOTS #51: FRIEND WITH NO BENEFITS (AUDIO FIXED) (Patreon)

Published:
2025-10-19 16:05:41
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2026-01-03 23:09:26
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2026-09
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DELETED IT THEN REUPLOADED SO YOU CAN LISTEN IN BOTH EAR PHONES

In lieu of a newsletter this week I decided to do the first ever Youtube-style Brace tech review. The subject is the Friend AI wearable. The ads are all over New York City, the inventor CEO guy is getting interviewed all over the place, and I have been wearing the device around for half a month. I'm unsure of what I'm supposed to do with it; it does less of everything you'd expect, if that makes sense. Nonetheless, wearing the pendant has caused me many problems (wizard thing to say). In this long, rambling video I will tell you about my experience with the Friend.

BRACE

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Jeremy

I’m 10 minutes in and I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I love it. This is the content I’ve been waiting for…

Sydney

big fan of the credenza

Dr. No No No

Groovy Pendant Brace. Very Austin Powers, buying two now!

Rocket Kiss

‘This is humiliating’ 🤣

ben s

I wish brace drove so he could have recorded this in his car

rayr

This is what we've really wanted all along

DROP

Thank you for fixing the audio master

j

Hahaha oh man, this is gonna be good

Abi Firicano

A Life Alert for loneliness?

Cat

There's always money in the banana stand

Bernaardvarkian

The round lil Friend looks like the Oral B cassette for their "Essential" line of waxed dental floss (not the "Satin" or "Glide" or "Super" lines, which all sound like lube brands but are just more heavily waxed floss lines)

ploob!

📝🐩 👍

Z

Brace I will pay you $27 if you ship it to me so it can be a one way conduit back to you. We can establish the world's first two way parasocial relationship mediated through Joe Biden.

Douglas Dollars

Did not suspect when I woke up that I'd see Brace have virtual sex with a Tamagotchi in his living room, and share it to us freaks

ParagonDeku

I saw the ads for this thing in the subway when I went to New York for the live show. I looked it up out of curiosity and sat like an idiot on the mobile site thinking it was loading. Wish I hadn’t figured out how to get past the dumb UI and learn more about it and could’ve been blissfully unaware that enough people thought this was a good idea to ship it.

ResilientBastard

My word, using a plant stand as a lamp stand?? What proletarian foolishness is this.

Antipaganda

Well, that answers that. Pretty much as useful as I expected. Good warning, Brace.

Johnny S.

I love a well mixed Suck My Dick on a Beach in a bar full of Rockabilly Guys

beefcrimes

Crackpots upgrade confirmed worth every penny.

minnie

44:35 chrome hearts

johnny d

I don’t need a Friend, I have a Brace video to watch.

wet_poptart

The long front hair looks like early 80s Danzig

towerofmadel

Upgraded my tier just to listen to this. Thanks for doing the hard work

GK

“I didn’t buy it and they didn’t send it to me. I just have it” 😉

Hunter Saint Hunter

IS THAT WHAT THIS THING IS??? I see the friend.com billboards all over town and though it was jehovah's witness propoganda. I didnt even look up the website. J/O crystal ahh tech. sonichu medallion type shit. PS: LOVE the banana lamp 🍌

Julie D

This is worth so much more than $7

BeanCurd

John Fetterman looks maybe related to GG Allin

alex

if i saw a friend in the wild i would assume it was a life alert necklace

Brent

Can’t do erotic role play on a video blog Brace. I’m too damn horny!

Cat

This is so manic, thank you 💕

aficionado

starting sitting chinese style... 非常好。

Jason

Nice, a real life AI albatross.

Smalls

Brace we need MTV cribs

Smalls

Show us your crib

A.S.

Avi saying it’s like “God” 🙄😒

Natalie

“Nah, Master” 😭😭😭

Natalie

As someone who also doesn’t buy loads of stuff but *is* constantly amassing trinkets and artefacts for my hoard – Brace I would 100% watch a what’s-in-my-bag style vlog where you show us weird lil objects you own

A.S.

I was stopped in my tracks walking in the city thinking a dude was wearing it bc it looked exactly like it and he said it was a pouch to hold his herbs lol

malpertuis

Well, Joe Biden aint no Liz.

Gay_Adam

Sexiest man alive

Bert

The glasses stay on

g t

When google glass first came out, I told my friend that he should end every email to his professors + clients as “Sent from Google Glass” (similar to the way emails sent on iPhone would automatically say “Sent from my iPhone”)….i was, of course, goofin’…he later was given a job designing the patreon launch page…the person that interviewed him for this position told him they were impressed by this detail.

Matt Jolo

You should do thr Uura cock ring next.

Leyland

Is there a mailbox? Can we send tech products for Brace to review? Please? I will watch a million of these.

Dym

This is scratching my itch for CushVlogs

Lars

There's money in the banana lamp, Michael!

Solferino

that’s probably all usb now

Sam

This fucks.

danny

you’re looking for Chrome Hearts

Andrew Rock

This is how I find out it’s a Dracula year?!

Dec

Crackpots hosts favourite furniture/decor showcase edition?? Going full mtv cribs seems like too much time behind the curtain

Tom Clarke

The Apple Watch is very helpful for timing a cup of tea.

Soph

feels crazy to hear yung chomsky deadnamed like that

Dino Zaccagna

This is a tour de force performance

JV

surprised brace isn't wearing a kimono based on this decor

Gabriel

He looks like he's in James Bonds hotel room

Mungo Franczak

Brace’s place is probably a house of curiosities and wonderful wacky things

Doc Adna

Joe biden is unsexy

bob

What if tamagotchi but Zionist

Jim Veil

I really feel you on the long lonely walks thing. Definitelygets harder to accessthat feeling as you get older.. And The Musée Mécanique is cool, for sure.

JV

brace talking to himself but still trying to ask liz things out of habit. honestly the best format for reviewing thing thing

RJ

STEVEN!

Tom Clarke

The image/audio quality, coherent episodic narrative and editing are so amazing that you start to wonder: does Brace Belden even need the other two anymore?

N Clementine

All these things are just screaming “mommy—listen to my every thought! Mommy—where is the best latte? Mommy, can you do my laundry? Mommy, can you tell me how funny/brilliant/interesting I am?”

N Clementine

42:11 “fur-law-ful” furry reference bingo

Willll

Having Friend keep track of all the timestamps could have been a good use

Tom

it's da gay WireCutter

goblinshoes

banana lamp is an amazing treasure, it needs a leaf shade

Arnav Sinha

“Just another bullshit thing in your life” that’s why we love you Brace

Me

I had a sense that Brace was into decor from conversations had on the show, but it’s far more beautiful and eclectic than I imagined.

Lawrence

love the unedited stream of consciousness format tbh

MentallyGrowing247

Yea im gonna need more of these videos lol 😆 I will no longer buy ANY DEVICE unless Brace reviews it.

Iris

PLEASE apartment tour

Killer Dan

brother you already have the iphone 17

Petey

Good technology review Brace. I own the same striped zipper sweater cardigan you wearing.

Jurney Metatron

I feel bad when I talk shit about it... Yeah, cause it is listening and hears you!

Alexander Adamczyk

I'm thinking about hurting I'm a coward I can't do it

Rangifer Tarandus

I was actually playing with my Tamagotchi while watching this. Great vid, would love to see more! All the asides and rambling were a plus

Shiv

I have just jumped in to co-sign the 👐🏽👇🏽👇🏽 “tattoo guy” gesture BB made for the ppl at Molotov’s

Shiv

“Let’s see how janky this thing is” hella Bay Area w it

Ryan

Loving rockabilly as a common noun, as in “a rockabilly.”

ResilientBastard

“Say hello to my little friend” is the OBVIOUS tagline

LB

what is the point if you can't have sex with it honestly...

dominic

More of these pls. Really Enjoyed this Content style dear friend brace

Onsen Dreamscapes

dont do junk there you could fall into the water

Zane

Crazy looking copy of Maldoror

Andrew

This is all an elaborate hoax so Brace can finally take his shirt off on camera.

Germ

Give me the Her remake with Brace and Ai joe biden

Savo Vucinic

The AI pin is about as much of a companion as a magic 8 Ball.