DEAL ALERT: We're now running this podcast like a Planet Fitness (Patreon)

I've always said---there is 0 difference between being a podcaster and being an athlete. Guys look at sports on TV and think "Hey I could do that except I tore my ACL and I have hepatis C which means I am not allowed to box". The same thing with podcasting. People hear a podcast and think "I could say exactly what he's saying" especially when me or Liz just lets out like a fifteen second long "uhhhhhhhh". Anyways all this is to say that when I worked at a gym we had these year long memberships. I always sold them to people because I just sold them whatever they wanted. I didn't care. All I wanted to do was leave the gym. This is why I never became a great athlete---you spend all day in a gym, you don't want to waste an extra second inside after you clock out. I'm only in the shape I'm in because of the TWO T effort---testosterone and tramadol, both injected, often at the same time.

HERE IS THE DEAL: 

We are now offering yearly memberships. Now if you sign up for a year of Patreon you get 2 months free. But if you fuck up and wait you actually don't ge ttwo months free. You only get I think one month free. Whatever 8 % is. But it's 16% now. So if you wait two weeks you actually lose 50% of the deal. I'm not a math guy. If this doesn't make sense you can tell me. I'm just telling you what yung chomsky told me to say. 

EDIT:I re-read this and it isn't precisely clear. So we got like a 16% off deal now. In two weeks that goes down to 8%. That's the Deal

EDIT 2: I thought I posted this but I guess it didn't save. Thanks to hundreds of vile death threats from our sub moronic fans I have to tell you. You just sign up the regular way but it gives you some kind of option. Please stop bothering me....I AM A HUMING BEING!!!!

If you break the yearly membership I get to come to your house