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Episode 299: But His Emails (Patreon)

Published:
2023-06-15 14:37:21
Edited:
2024-10-11 00:15:55
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2026-06
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We get our grubby little paws on some of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails, talk through the blockbuster $290M settlement in the JPMorgan Chase sex trafficking suit, and take a closer look at some unfortunate-looking old ladies who had no problem setting Jeffrey up with some of society’s biggest freaks. 

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dominic

Second and I'm gay

Svid

I hope this starts and ends with Liz apologizing for all the hateful things she said about the Serbs and Canadians during the Nuggets historic season and playoff run. Always thought it was pretty distasteful stuff Liz, tbh.

Colin Palmer

people need to say more distasteful things about canadians

GolfBaller

Time to sit my white ass down and LEARN

JV

ngl brace's response to Marcus Aurelius was exactly my response to Mao's lil red book. Every quote is just shit like "to be victorious in war one must have both offence, and defence" and "the revolution, must be led by the workers"

NYCM&AHole

Liz is on it re the snack with rye and a spreadable cheese with tomato and salt.

archipelago_go

You want some real humanist platitudes, many of which barely even make sense as such, try Juche thought.

sir peepus

Lmfao perfect dylan brace

Claire Simon

Ok wait wtf is up with that anarchist bookstore? I went there once and the guy who runs it looked like Gandalf if he was a sandy hook truther

TrueAnonPod

When I was a teenager there was a big controversy because they sold NAMBLA literature there—a lot of it!!!

coochykatana

what are the previous j.p. morgan episodes?

Richard Cochnar

I must learn the ways of Brace's HR department.

Claire Simon

Holy shit, Allen Ginsberg was hanging out at the wrong bookstore….

Maya B

heavy snacks probably includes *tiny* or partial sandwiches or wraps (I started typing this right before brace said it), also maybe some sides? fancy appetizers?

Ed Carney

Episode 300 would be perfect for adb Episode 🙏

Scout

almosst three billion episodes!!!!

J98

Sorry, that Dracula bit was straight out of Family Guy

Peanut Horse

I want brace to do a whole episode doing his Bob Dylan voice

C. J

National pride is dumb

Doug Cartel

his name was Oscar Pistorius (no relation to Boris Pistorius who works in the german govt)(I think, dont quote me on that)

Doug Cartel

was not ready for Brace's definition of HR

sir peepus

Barbro Enbom and Steve Nigg need to link up

Rob Dag

Judge Jerry N. Executioner

DaFunkBackToDaPunk

Barbro Ehnbom looks like the lovechild of Ronald McDonald and the lady with the stretched face from the movie Brazil

QUARANTINE DREAM

huh, gov of Nebraska re: franklin files. interesting.

Vincent Fanizza

Love whenever Chomsky breaks out the L.A. Noire music. A man of culture.

square coats

Maybe heavy snacks means with girls?

Doug Cartel

fucking christ Bepstein was just an intrusive thought I have occasionally, dont reinforce it lmao

Alex

Was that the LA Noire theme

PrinceVocalFry

Bob Kerrey was president of the new school up to around 2010, so he might have been soliciting donations

vic

brace can u post a picture of that hat bc i have NO idea what ur talking about

cagey eye

I saw a USVI flag in the linens section of the thrift store today

Carli

Excited for the next wacky hat trend. I’ll be watching 👁️

Andy Orsburn

Many years ago, my grandmother gave me some items related to our family history. One of those items was a letter received by my great great great great great great grandfather, Marsuchy Clodfelter, in which his sister, Sophronizabel, bears the alarming news that two of her children have fallen ill, which requires that she apply poultices to their legs, and that she must change those poultices twice daily, and that the poultices smell ungodly horrid, which makes her gag. All on account of the groff.

Joelio

This gal knows summer snacks

Char Kelly

Anti-slack DSA caucus sound off in the comments

Oliver Crane

Heavy Snacks sounds like a compilation of Swedish garage-psych from the early 70s

Sneakaboard

City Lights had some of that shit too its just no one made a stink about it lol

Sneakaboard

Whenever you meet an older 'anarchist' and they immediately start talking about temporary autonomous zones you know theres good odds they actually just want to fuck kids

Sneakaboard

they should call it Manada because 'what the heck man?'

Claire Simon

Oh trust me I know, I worked down the street from CHOP lmaooo

Nic Bodiford

Guys, I don’t think “snacks” referred to food…

Ian P

I’m ready for anything after I listened to the Jared series.

Jed Levin

Hey!! I have no titles other than occasionally Mr. Jed or Tennessee Jed. Nothing haughty.

Sean

most aesop stuff is wack but marrakech and rozu are pretty nice fragrances

I am become reply guy

I sense a new golden age of TrueAnon, a crimson tide if you will.

issaghost

only if we have tranches

Kamran Husain

look it’s mad easy to lie under deposition this jamie fella is not practicing ceo mindset

Toddy Todd

My favorite Marcus Aurelius quote is “you must become a pedophile to catch a pedophile”

Matt L

Liz doing her smoking back room voice is basically my Nana and how she would read Page 6

Harrison Sanchez

The Aesop body scrub is very good but the running joke was that it's scrubbing properties were due to the fact it was made up of chopped up $50s and as an Aussie our money is plasticy so it rings right in my ear.

Sybian Musk

Really liked Liz’s Lois Griffin impression

Sneakaboard

I accidentally took 10-15 hits of acid last summer after not taking any psychedlic type drugs basically since I turned 30 six years ago and was insanely high for like 24 hours during which I spent a significant chunk of time staring intently at each card in a classic rider-waite-smith deck and, after nearly ten years in Olympia, WA sneering at tarot and geomancy and the other corny 'magic' practices people have, I finally 'got' tarot and have been doing readings for myself nearly daily since then.

Michael

Brace knowing that sting is the actor that plays feyd-Rautha Harkonen in the lynch version of Dune has completely eradicated the idea he doesn’t watch movies from my head

Sneakaboard

It isn't divinatory magic, but it is an effective tool for accessing insights from your ubconscious through semi-structured play in a really dense but semi-arbitrary web of signs and signifiers.

Brendan Garcia

Marcus Aurelius is wise in the way that JFK is handsome. He’s working with a low bar.

Sneakaboard

Like, it doesn't tell the future but it does help me figure out what I should prioritize at work or why I'm feeling tension in a relationship or whatever.

uglyblender

Crazy timing, but last night I watched Manhattan, the Woody Allen movie where he plays a pedophile and has an enabler best friend who teaches at The Dalton School. A little too on the nose there!

AJ

Could be totally coincidental but “Mr. B” was the name of a character in an 18th century novel called “Pamela” about a 15 year old maid who is repeatedly assaulted by said Mr. B, her employer, and then she falls in love with him & marries him.

Q Goatman

barbro ehnbom looks like nick bryant's description of the lady who knocked on his friend's door in the franklin scandal episode

The Dee's Knees

Barbro *is* a good name, it's my mom's name (different Barbro obviously). Also Dagens ETC means 'the day's etc', they're left of the big news and stay on top of a lot of important things they pass up. loved coming back to the Bepstein well for a classico episode, excited for no 300!

Brian Ward

I feel like all the people on the stand referring to epstein as Jeff is a red flag in itself

Zachary White

the gourmand likes a heavy snack

Brendan Garcia

I feel like Brace has the same sort of reading disability (not sure if that’s the right description) as me, where he knows long words from reading them, and it’s not even that he doesn’t know how to pronounce them, but he’s spent so much time sounding them out in different ways in his head that he forgets how they’re actually pronounced, or convinced himself that he’s not sure how.

archipelago_go

i’ve heard this phenomenon called an “eye word.” i used to teach 10th grade English and the curriculum demanded that we read Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar. There’s a word a character says in think Act III (I think), “ague,” that means “illness” and is pronounced “EY-gyoo.” I’d only ever read that word and thought it was pronounced “eyg,” but was soon proven wrong by the audio production of the play we listened to in class

archipelago_go

You’re making some good points but goddamn does the word “play” make my skin crawl sometimes

Sneakaboard

Sorry i was being annoying on purpose to undercut that i was sincetely tarot posting

Austin Bradley

Re: the navy seals outfit: I looked into it a little before and it seems like just a costume. I wanted to look at the medals he chose to see if he was trying to be cheeky and make a joke. I don’t believe they match up with any actual medals.

Jaime Christley

That's like how "segue" is pronounced "Segway" so if you write out (as I would have guessed) "segue way", you're actually saying "seg way way". Oh and there's Britta on Community being ridiculed by her classmates bc she always pronounced bagels "baggles".

Kristen

Mx. N-bomb

Corey Reynolds

I’m buying that deodorant that Liz suggested and I’m wearing on our date when she comes to Nashville. 🤓

Rob Dag

Whole show of TrueAnon simps smelling like wasabi extract

Cameron Young

I would call crab cakes a heavy snack

Alex Gullen

‘Heavy snacks’, ‘Little arena’? Sure, nothing to read into that…

Shiv

:( just bought some stuff there. he gave me a free poster! (i am very much an adult)

Shiv

counterpoint - Brace often drops a true movie fact here and there about stuff he hasn’t seen

Shiv

apt description

Shiv

“So like, a ham” teeeeehehehehhe Liz

Callie Bonds

They are both old and out of touch, it comes through in little ways like this, they need some nieces and nephews or something.

Anais

Heavy Snack 👁️

Phil Darovic

Shoutout to tomato sandwich lovers

Scout

commenting again sorry but u guys were very funny this ep i enjoyed everyones impressions. HOWQ COME CHOMPY DOESNT HAVE A. MIC when i blast the pod from my ipone ten i cant hear a single thing

TrueAnonPod

you should be listening on studio monitors

hater

Tomato sandwich with cream cheese is CRAZY

MurseInDaPurse

open face tomato with garlic urban onion cream cheese is a top shelf snack. toasted of course

Scout

best i can do is put my phone in a cup i dont have the money for trueanon vinyl every week 🤧

Moan_Cumsky

Some elaboration on Barbro, she is the daughter of a division head at the (now defunct) swedish national auditing office and a daughter to a shipping company owner. Her sister is a swedish diplomat, working in Mexico in the 2000s. At handelshögskolan she was the research assistant to Assar Lindbeck a main ideologist in the swedish capitalist class. Oh, and the swedish prince married a former pinup girl who was "mentored" by Barbro... Her family is well connected and part of the power elite in sweden.

Anon Ibid

I always assumed the Epstein was dressed up as Richard Gere from an Officer and a Gentleman

Anon Ibid

Lisa Bonet was in the hit classic Enemy of the State, which I am sad to say yall have never referenced