Here's a fun little development (Patreon)

We didn't post any videos in July because we COULDN'T. We were moving and as a BACK UP, I physically went down to COX INTERNET offices and had them cancel my Internet on my old place but I told them to DISCONNECT IT AT THE END OF JULY while activating it at my new place. I told them not to disconnect my old place because in case my new place had problems I wanted a back up. They said OK. They said it was done.

They disconnected my Internet almost IMMEDIATELY at the beginning of June. What's worse, my new place didn't work either. So even though I had a back up in place, they fucked up. I thought "OK whatever".

I keep getting e-mails saying my bill is overdue but my bill is paid so I contacted Cox. They claim I NEVER disconnected my service at my old place. And they've been billing me all this time but since I "didn't pay" (my account is also on AUTOPAY) they have been adding fees. They told me to call the billing department to get the fee waived. The billing department says there is "nothing they can do" and what's the fee?

$500+. They want to charge me OVER FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS for NOT using Internet.

See, if they were dealing with just anybody they assume most people would crumble under the feet of the giant corporate overlords but here's what they don't know: I just watched a lot of Vincenzo and Penthouse.

WOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOO. I'm marching back into their offices next week!