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The Geoff Store (Patreon)

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2021-10-30 00:10:02
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2026-09
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THE GEOFF STORE! Your online source for all things old and boring! Come one, come all!

Just wanted to let you know that there are quite a few things being added to the store and you'll be the first to know when these amazing new products arrive. In the meantime, is there anything specific you'd like to see in the aforementioned shoppe?

(It's not updated yet, but it will be soon-ish)

Lemme know below and I'll see what I can conjure up.

-G

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Sharon Bapp

Black and white muscle shirts with the G logo

ZAYRAY!

DOES THIS MEAN I CAN BY MYSELF MY OWN GEOFF?!!!!!!!??!!???!!?!!!!

Katie D

Oh yay, now I'll have more options for Christmas! 😁

ZAYRAY!

He called it the Geoff store... what else was I gonna ask 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Angie Woollard

-A personalized signed Monster Mash print -A tshirt/hoodie with the stylized G that you’ve put at the end of your videos and/or a bass clef -A TALL coffee mug (for all the times we have coffee with you!), again with the stylized G/bass clef

Beth Comer

I'm old and boring too! This is clearly the store for me! But seriously, I like the idea of T-shirts also. All the better to advertise your talent to the masses!

ZAYRAY!

Nope mine... I’m first. Back away from the Geoff

Huldra Draco

Yay, ordered me 2 autographed photos! Such Geoffs, much Geoffs. 🌞

JulieAnn Spartz

T-shirts, hoodie, prints, socks...all the things!

Nana Koranteng

Can you work on making merch like Hoodies, Tee's, socks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'd love to see it and buy it

Chloe

Geoff, you need to sell your music video clones on here!😂 Or at least rent, I mean Com'mon 🤷‍♀️

Michael Rooney

Yes! Please get some merch! Socks, shirts, sweatshirts, anything Geoff branded! 😃

Gretchen G

T-shirts and stuff with that neat G logo on some of your videos would be awesome! Oh, how about Geoff-themed bookmarks? That's old and boring enough, right? For all us nerds out there who still read actual paper books. 😁

Rachel Blackthorne

Keyrings would have my vote...something lightweight for the international lot but something we can keep on us at all times, rather than having to carry around the prints (not that I'm opposed to that idea...) and I'll 3rd? 4th? Whatever...the vote for a Geoff clone...😜

Susan Smith

I have a new Christmas list. Lol

Gretchen G

Key rings would be cool!

Snappy

A Geoff plushie would be amazing 😊 And also hoodies and T-shirts. Oh and baseball caps maybe?

Eileen Parkman

A lovely pin to go with my VoicePlay pin would be appreciated. :) and many of the above-mentioned things :-D

Sarah Reach

Yes, since I don't think your Geoff-tet video clones would ship well (dang it) a plushie version would do lovely.

Teresa Ritter

Keychains, lanyards, pins, insulated mugs, shirts, your videos on a memory stick that would play on my Halloween projector.

Jan boyce

I really want a Geoff t shirt with that gorgeous face and name on it. I am 72 years old and your biggest fan. Your the best!

Amanda & Adam Belaire

You have the Misty Mountain Cold and the 16 Tons autographed prints. I echo a few people's comment about liking to see a Monster Mash autographed print.

Katie D

I second this, little Geoff plushies would be adorable! 😊

Olivia

Oh dear, I can hear my bank account sobbing already.

Christina Dowdican

I agree with all the rest but may i add to that, i would love some or even 1 geoff music cd & coffee mugs with your pic on it would be awesome. Ps i never knew you had a store😊❤️🎃

PJ

You should make a shirt that says “I’m old and boring” 😂😂😂😂 you say it so much it’s like a catchphrase

PJ

THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE

Tara Congo

Ooo, glad you're expanding the store!! Well, I am, but my wallet's looking a little apprehensive 😅 Travel mugs and t-shirts would be awesome!

Shauna Tramutolo

I’m in agreement with all the people that asked for t-shirts.

Dana

as someone who is also old and boring... can i suggest a tip jar? i mean as a way for us to throw a few extra bucks at you, without needing to necessarily buy any merch? or if you already have a paypal.me account, just let us know what it is? ♥

Amanda Hovendon

I would love some posters, t-shirts, and maybe hoodies? 😅

Rosie Boughen

Are your Lucious Locks for sale? Or like a wig maybe?? If not, I’ll settle for like a hoodie or something ☺️

Amanda Hovendon

How about some beanies and gloves for winter

Karyn Morrison

probably a good thing that I have been doing overtime at work lately

Annie A.

I second that!

Suzy Bailey

Well if none of us can have you or a clone (damn it)! 😠 I'm all for a signed MM print, anything with your handsome visage would be nice or I agree the key rings would be cool! 🥰

Lois McCray

No cutting of the hair. Kathy will give you mean looks.

Jacklinka

Fridge magnets will be also good for international shipping. Several small Geoff clones living on the fridge 😃🍕🍰👯‍♂️👯‍♂️

Jacklinka

As for t-shirts, I would wear something with your catchy phrases like "Old and boring" or "Painting the boat" (even prefer the second one 😂) Aw, nearly forgot the most important! The tank tops, black and white! Maybe with your name printed. Also you can ask us here to suggest or choose the designs for t-shirts, tanks, hoodies, baseball caps and so on.

Katrin

I would like everything as signed photos, keychain and fridge magnets but also a nice T-Shirt 👕. Waiting for it to order immediately (oversea shipping will be so long to get the items in time …) 👏👏👏👋👋👋

Rachael Heidi

Ima join the bandwagon and say that I'd love t shirts and signed photos the most but anything in the store will be awesome haha. Maybe mugs or cups or something as well. You could put your catchphrases on them or maybe just your name in a cool font. Maybe a play on words too.

Rosie Boughen

Something for all budgets, please ☺️

Tine

Oohh a store for all things old and boring! My kind of place lol. Let me preface this already by saying I love merch but I prefer when it's not too obviously merch.. if that makes any sense... I'd like to join the folks who said mugs (preferably with the "G" logo you use..) What I can always use is a decent pen.. Decent being the keyword otherwise it goes in the trash🤷‍♀️ Bookmarks could be fun.. Your signature accessory,.. a ballcap might be fun for some folks😆 surprised I didn't see that yet lol I really am old and boring aren't I?😆 asking for mostly useful items😅 Thanks Geoff.. curious to see what you come up with.

Jacklinka

Please update also the VoicePlay store 🙏

Uta von Rad

I know it is a lot of effort for you... but I will have to say SHEET MUSIC of your arrangements... PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE :-)

Dominique

How about a generic voice mail greeting with the wonderful voice of yours as a download. I still have my voice mail greeting from Harvey Fierstein that I bought in 2005 after watching Fiddler in NYC and I can hear people laughing on my voice mail when they leave a message. 😃 I am more than ready to replace the message with a greeting message from you. Just saying! Stickers are great as well but please make sure that one can peel it off more easily than the white stickers you have for VP. They are still driving me crazy 😜 I will be looking forward to whatever you come up with and hopefully you make sure there are big quantities available especially for the smaller items so they won’t sell out immediately. My son will be coming home for Christmas 🎄 so he can bring me a suitcase full of “G” goodies. 🥳

Snappy

It's a stuffed toy, like for example, a teddy bear. But Geoff shaped ;)

Barbara Binney

I’ll second (third? fourth?) the idea of t-shirts and hoodies with “old & boring” on them. I also like the “g” logo, but it reminds me an awful lot of Garth Brooks’ logo, and unless the item actually has your name on it along with the g, I think people will just think it’s Garth merch. ETA: By the “g” logo that reminds me of Garth’s, I meant the lower case g that was on some of your videos. I just watched the Monster Mash BTS and noticed you used an upper case G on that one. If that’s your new logo, that would be great on merch.

Jacklinka

Thought twice, 16-ton shovel might be a bit heavy and a drill will drill the mail packet, but maybe a Geoff apron? Will immediately teach you to bake a wine birthday cake and pepperoni pizza. I need this superpower 🍰🍕

ZAYRAY!

Now ladies. We much form a orderly line and stay friendly. No fighting over geoffs

Bastiaan van Ommen

Do you sell subharmonics?! Mine could use some help haha

Tess

Yay, old & boring merchandise!!

Sarah Reach

Now that I have had time to think about my wish list (and have stopped giggling at the prospect of buying a Geoff-tet clone) Here are my requests in order of priority 1. A coffee mug for our Chaturdays - ceramic and/or insulated travel would be fine, but it must be oversized (we love our coffee/tea) 2. Enamel Pins (also, besides the Geoff logo, Pins with your faces (something like the Discord/Youtube emojis) would be a fun add to the Voiceplay store) 3. A Geoff Branded Popsocket (phone holder/kickstand) 4. Fridge Magnet and/or Keychain Geoff Clone 5. Shirt/Tank top/baseball cap - I never thought I would like to label myself "old and boring" on a t-shirt - but here we are. 6. Geoff Plushie - this one is only this far down the list as I expect that it will be out of my budget range, but Christmas is coming, so who knows? Bonus VP store request - I collect/play vinyl records, and there is a Voiceplay sized hole in my collection. I know that there has to be enough demand to make this worthwhile, but it is something I would love to have. (you could possibly do it on a preorder only basis so you don't have a huge overstock after the fact) Fun fact - one side of a vinyl record is the perfect length of time to wash a sink load of dishes - oh God, I AM old and boring 😂

Celeste Gosling

whole range of Geoff plushies - or pop-vinyl type figures, with all the different characters he has played in his videos - I would love a Thorin Geoff, and a Wolfman geoff...

Celeste Gosling

I would say that Geoff's signature accessory would be a tank top...

Tine

I get that! Although arguably I find a tank top more apparel than an accessory.. ;)

Gretchen G

Puzzles, maybe? With scenes from the videos? Also, as of today I've been a patron for a whole year! 🥳 So glad I joined!

Frieda T.

Life sized prints of the three monsters of monster mash.

Amanda Hovendon

Funko Pops: Dr. Frankenstein Geoff, Dracula Geoff, Wolfman Geoff, Frankstein’s Monster Geoff. I was also thinking “Headless Horseman” Geoff with him sitting at his desk reading his book with the three “Clone-a-lucci” heads on it 😂. Yeah that might be a bit much 😂 😅

Karyn Morrison

I said "old and boring" in a team meeting today. I doubt that anyone else got the reference, but it made me laugh when a couple other people also repeated it 😁. I definitely need this on a mug or something

Suzy Bailey

Are you kidding? Us fans are normally a polite and friendly bunch 😀 but if there were a Geoff or even a Geoff clone on offer it would be a massive free for all, stilettos and purses at dawn!!! 🥊👠👛😂

Els Peeters (=jopperke)

Key rings with a coin to put in shopping carts. Maybe it's not a thing in the US, but here in Belgium, you have to put a coin in shopping carts to unlock them. You get the coin back if you put them back in their place after use.

Els Peeters (=jopperke)

I really like my merch 'practical' & funny. Soooooo: my wishlist: -Keychains with a coin to put in shopping carts. Maybe it's not a thing in the US, but here in Belgium, you have to put a coin in shopping carts to unlock them. You get the coin back if you put them back in their place after use. -Fridge magnets (ok, I'll admit: office magnet board is where they'll likely end up - have to spread the word, right?) with catch phrases -coasters with catch phrases: gives us something to put our coffee mug on -aprons or oven mits + 'Geoffs all-time favorites' recipes (there was a chocolate cake with wine somewhere, wasn't there?) -bottle openers -webcam covers: we like our privacy while on the poop deck ;-)

Rachel Blackthorne

The only challenge there is that they will need different ones for each country because of coin sizes...would be expensive to make and therefore more costly to the consumer...

Sarah Reach

In some part of America we do have Aldi's which has the quarter cart lock. This would be a really cool keychain feature. I love pretty much everything on this list!

Amanda Hovendon

I would like some new stickers to decorate my new laptop with 😀👍

Lisa Huff

I'd buy that tshirt for sure!

Lisa Huff

I love this idea!

DnD Addict

Can we get a button that just has Geoff saying "umm"?

Diane Mo

I’m Vintage, so I’d like pressed vinyls with all the music on it. 😁 Plus a travelling tumble with Monster Mash and/or Sixteen Tons.