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QUICK NOTE: Feel free to share this image if you want to but I would ask that for all future Hornyscopes that you do not share the image online. I want to make sure that I protect the exclusivity of digital rewards. In the future, if you share the Hornyscope with your best friend through a text or whatever, that's fine, but please don't post it on Twitter or Myspace or whatnot. Also, I'm still figuring out the best file format and font etc. Downloading the PDF is probably the easiest way to read it most clearly!

Okay, now the real stuff:

Hey all, just wanted to welcome you to Spring!

This is the seasonal Hornyscope! The plan is to offer it as a quarterly digital reward to all $5.69 patrons each equinox and solstice. I think it's important to share it with you all first though so you can see what it's like! That's not the only $5.69 reward, but it's something that is unique to the $5.69 and up tiers.

I will be releasing the new tiers and goals before the end of March and I'll make an announcement post when those things drop so you can change tiers if you want to and get in on the new rewards!

Some of the next goals I'm working on are all about making YOU a bigger part of Hard Choices and making bonus content for you to enjoy as a thank you for supporting this project!

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Joe Flood

Gemini has big brimper energy! Finding the script a bit hard to read as body text, but maybe just bc I'm on the phone

Hard Choices

I was a little worried about the font choice too. I'll stick to something easier next time. Thank you SO much for letting me know! Also YAAAAAY I learned about brimping. This is a banner day!

RachelK

I'm an Aquarius married to a Sagittarius. Is he going to exercise self-compassion by telling me about his inner elbow?

Kris Newton

These are beautiful. And that's some powerful Leo advice, especially in a situation with multiple Leos (for whom the collective noun is "circle-jerk," I believe).

Joe Flood

If you haven't read Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky's comic series Sex Criminals, you are in for a treat! the letters pages in the back of each issue are amazing, but it is extra effort to get them now (opposed to the story collections)

Hard Choices

I actually have the first three trades but as with so many comics, have yet to read it because I am an EXTREMELY lazy reader. I skim more than I read and comics aren't really skimmable so I tend to be hesitant to pick a comic despite owning a ton that I have yet to read!

Hard Choices

Thank you! Leos are tricky ones. I have a few in my circle and that force of personality can be A LOT.