New Tiers and Goals are Here! (Patreon)

After a bunch of noodling and indecision on my part, I finally got them figured out! I've focused on digital rewards for the most part but I do have a note on physical rewards at the end.

Okay, the big stuff:

$4.20+ gets access to the Hard Choices Discord that I've made! It's got all the hosts in it and it's about as wholesome, horny, romancey, fun, and low-stress as I could possibly make it. The tone is horny, not porny, so it's definitely NSFW, but it's not porn gifs and stuff either. It's just a bunch of good folks collectively sighing about how hot orcs are and stuff. If you've ever wanted to hear detailed critiques of alien dick designs or get my summary and reactions to bizarre romance novels like "The Master Shark's Mate" (about to start today!) then this is the place for you.

$5.69+ Varying access to Bad Choices. Bad Choices is a live and somewhat intoxicated version of Hard Choices where YOU tell us who to rank by dropping images and links in the chat. It's going to be recorded and posted after the fact so everyone can enjoy the madness. Occasionally, episodes will be themed in weird ways to keep things fresh, so sometimes it's going to be the hosts bringing childhood crushes to the table or talking about the friendability of supervillains etc. Sometimes it will be ENTIRELY patron-driven and other times it's going to be more host-driven but will still have patron interaction, suggestions, and PLENTY of "Let's Unpack That" time. Bad Choices will be 75-90 minutes or so every other month. If you can't make it, you're welcome to submit four characters ahead of time and we'll try to hit at least two of them during the show! The first episode of Bad Choices is coming in late May!

$10.69+ Command performance of Weird Choices. You choose a weird thing for me and someone(s) else to rank and we will do it! No people, no critters. It doesn't have to be fuckability either! It can be something much weirder! If you want us to talk about the National Parks as potential coworkers, we will do it!

Physical Rewards! I'm doing dumb postcards and I will be sending them out at varying intervals to everyone at the $5.69+ level. How dumb? VERY!


Transparency Note: More physical rewards may become possible on the regular if/when the Patreon grows. Physical rewards are very much a function of how cost-effective it is to get the items and send them out. It's possible to do more intricate stuff like enamel pins and stuff, but it really requires a large number of people to make it work because the minimum order can sometimes be 50+ pins and that's A LOT! Now, Patreon does offer some rewards that they can fulfill themselves without an order limit, so stay tuned. If Kit, Claire, and I develop a design that's just stellar, we may add a mug or something to some of the higher tiers. The show is less than a year old right now so I'm sure physical reward possibilities will evolve as it grows, more episodes stack up, and more recurring jokes emerge. I will always consult with you all before making any physical merch decisions.

And, from the very bottom of my heart, thank you. Thank you for spending time in this space and goofing around with me! Thank you for your support and time! I am working on additional bonus content in the coming weeks and have been working on a larger, more involved bonus undertaking that's going to emerge sometime this Summer, so know that your support is what makes this kind of thing possible!

Smooches! 🍆💗
MBob