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I want to make a tier with some regular postcards so I decided I needed to experiment with Canva and see if that's something feasible. I've also been messing around with the Hornyscopes. So far, it's been fun and rewarding so I think this might be workable after all!

The tricky part is that it can't be *too* NSFW because then they won't print it so I'm having to choose stuff that's not quite full-on horny takes. I mean, I'm sure they'll print "fuck" on a postcard, but I don't think you'll be surprised to learn that they don't have clip art of boners. And you know what? Maybe that's for the best. They do have sexy art and art of boobs though? I mean, not topless boobs, but you know what I mean.

Anyway, the point is, I wanted to share these as a bit of a tease for upcoming tier additions.

I also wanted to ask: are there any quotes or moments from Hard Choices that are especially memorable to you and worthy of memorializing in postcard form?

Any preferences amongst this crop of postcards?

Also, I just wanted to say thank you all. It's tough out there and I just really want to make as much joyful and fun content as I can for you all. You deserve all the laughs and comfort imaginable. Thanks for helping me to make this stuff possible! It means the whole world 💗

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K.F.T.

FANFICFANFICFANFIC. THESE ARE ALL FRICKING LOVELY BY THE WAY.

Hard Choices

THANK YOU! It took me SO DANG LONG to figure out how to do the format for the Hornyscope. I can't believe I managed it at all but it turned out pretty choice!

Tasheena Vigil

Maybe something related to each of your preferences? MeganBob as the resident monster luvr, Miles' milfs, Kit's Kritters, etc?

RachelK

I feel "there was a fanfic" and "coffin straddler" in my soul. In the case of Angelus, simultaneously. Some of the discussion of Legolas's fuckability made me laugh so hard I had to pause the podcast. I could definitely go for "You are moaning low in your throat, and the orcs are moving beneath the Earth."

Hard Choices

TASHEENA!!! That's genius! Okay, I'll need to think about this because I think this could be A THING. I don't yet know what that means, but it feels like everyone is very much establishing their own horny brand and it's extremely interesting and specific. I am loving this. Friiiick, I must stew upon this and call upon Claire and Kris and the others to ask about how the see themselves too... The wheels are turning. THANK YOUUUUU!!!!

Hard Choices

Thank you! Some characters just really bring it out in us! About Legolas: oh shit! I don't even remember this part! Okay, I need to go back and listen again because that is too perfect. I will see what sort of orc and elf art Canva will do. The hassle is that it either has to be stuff that Canva has the rights to or uncopyrighted stuff, which limits some of what I can do, but constraints lead to creativity!

RachelK

Miles was doing his impression of Legolas spewing detached, portentous gibberish during sex. This was immediately followed by Kit and Katrina talking about how much they wanted to cavort in the perfect freshly fallen snow of Legolas's body. I DIED.

Hard Choices

THANK YOUUUU! I'll probably do a vote or something before selecting a design, but I'm HYPED about them!