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Weird Choices - Cutlery [feat. Annie Craton] (Patreon)

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2022-03-14 15:27:23
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DO NOT CLICK PLAY ON THIS UNLESS YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THESE CUTLERY TAKES. Okay, hear me out. Cutlery gajinka. Cutlery. Gajinka. I know, you can never unhear (unsee?) that phrase. Neither can we! Are you ready to see a carving fork in this light? Will you be able to look your grapefruit spoon in the eye again after this? If you're TRULY fearless, you can listen to this while doing the dishes or cooking. Cutlery images are provided if you're curious about what some of these silverware weirdos look like.

Look, I wanted to create some bonus content and I also wanted to experiment with format to see how it would work for Patreon tiers. And let's be honest, I also wanted to stare into the void and see if it winked at me. Annie Craton was brave enough to go on this adventurous departure from the norm and try something utterly different.

This is thirty minutes of weirdness to start your week off with a sense of the bizarre. What else is March for?

I'm also recording another one soon on a different topic and may record a third that's not sexy, sort of which video game console would make the best roomate or something. I feel like you have to try a thing out at least a few times to know how it works or doesn't work.

If you dare to click play, please let me know what you think! If it's not your thing, that's fine. You can absolutely say:

This is not quite my thing. I think it would be really cool if you did bonus content of...
(idk, screaming about terrible/glorious romance novels I've read? Weird fanfic? Boner of the month? You tell me, people!)

[Sidebar: I did read a GLORIOUS romance novel with Mothman in it, btw. Mothman is an absolute dreamboat and I love him. Love me a tall drink of water with manicured hands and big 'Sir' energy. Current romance novel? Nerdy softboi pansexual Slenderman. Romance writers are the true heroes. The world needs more love, more laughter, and more joy!]

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Kris Newton

Because of you, I'm starting my day by asking, "will this cutlery podcast be too explicit to play around my child?"

Vladimir Duran

Ok, I'm going to click on this link because of course I am, but the lack of actual Gajinka images provided with this is stressing me out. How do i know if i'm looking at the same Marrow Spoon Gajinka as you? What if another artist does a better job of making sexy? These are the questions that will haunt me in my old age.

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>>79782105

Kris, I love you enough to be honest with you about my embarrassing shame and the answer is that yes, it is 100% too explicit in a few places.

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>>79782270

BRAVE! We didn't look at any gajinka, we just sort of imagined, so honestly, if you find a highly fuckable marrow spoon gajinka, we gotta see it plz?

Vladimir Duran

Before listening to the episode 1. Grapefruit Spoon - yes this one has a little bit of an edge, but it undeniably has the most curve and the least severe edge out of all of them. This is a longtime lover that has had the harshest aspects of them smoothed away by time, care and attention. A comfortable long slow fuck that adds a bit of spice when you need it. 2. Marrow Spoon - last curvaceous than the grapefruit spoon but still something that feels good in your hands. For further explanation I reference Chris Newton’s comments on the last episode about skinny girls. 3. Nutcracker - Sometimes you just want a little force and that's not a bad thing. 4. Ice Cream Fork - there are shades of the grapefruit spoon here. Undeniably has a curve but the jagged pointy bits have not been as worn away there hasn't been enough time. This is a newer relationship but there's potential. still a comfortable fuck but every once in a while they still do something that you weren't prepared for you're not necessarily against it you're intrigued but you're not prepared for it. 5. Carving Fork - the forgotten fuck. Not a one night stand, maybe a few times, maybe you still meet up once in a great while but not very often. It was good it gave you what you needed when you needed it but it's not one that you remember all the time. It's not one that you go back to in your .mind when idle hands truly proved to be the devil's playground. 6. Pastry Fork - Strictly a one night stand. You were drunk, some things happened, you're not proud. But every once in a while you look at that scar and think I don't exactly regret it but I wouldn't do it again. You do still talk about it in company with friends and if you're drunk enough. 7. Tomato Knife - she heard me, I knew she would. It was never going to end well but sometimes the allure of the toxic just kind of draws you in. But this one you definitely regret.

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>>79783870

*STANDING OVATION* This is the content I craaaave! I am ESPECIALLY delighted by your Grapefruit Spoon feelings. I think the Grapefruit Spoon brings something specific to the table in terms of being a spoon with *an edge*

Vladimir Duran
>>79783870

I did not know I had these feeling till now but I think that's where I land. I want comfort and familiarity and something that feels really good in your hand...but every once in a while (or hopefully more like on weekly basis) you do something together you don't talk about in boring company or children. You have your little secrets, your moments of delight, but you don't have "what is happening right now"

Vladimir Duran
>>79782270

Oddly could not find sexy cutlery gajinka so ended up going purely on the implements themselves.

Sam Sprague

Meganbob, my respect for your courage and honesty continues to rise. But I haven’t listened to the ep yet so that could change.

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>>79789295

🤣 This is a fair point! However your feelings change, I rest safe in the knowledge that I FULLY deserve it.

Ashley

OMG. This was EXACTLY what I needed to get through my Monday at work. Monster fucker fork 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead.

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>>79793196

Annie sees possibilities beyond the ken of mere mortals! Thank you! This is so helpful in knowing if this is the kind of stuff ya'll enjoy!

Joe Flood

it was so entertaining hearing what each of you brought to the rankings with no media or characterization to go off as a common base, and each other's reactions!

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>>79864540

Thank you so much for the feedback! I mean, yes, I always appreciate a positive review, but more than that I really value knowing why people like a thing so I can understand how to make MORE fun stuff!

Ian Parlaman

Well... that was weird. I'm super into it. I wasn't really sure about it until the discussion about the carving fork and then I was 100% into it.

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>>79884063

You are incredibly brave to stick with this enough to see what happens. I salute you and am so glad we won you over!

RachelK

I feel like the marrow spoon is like the oyster spoon except that it has one specific weird kink that it just has to bring into absolutely everything. But that may just be because I've never eaten marrow.

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>>80105531

This feels right to me. The Marrow Spoon is like "okay, but can latex be involved in this?" and you're going "AGAIN!?!"