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Lauren

Happy birthday darling sweet Mattie!!!

Katherine

From one Pisces queen to another, happy birthday Mattie! 🎉

Carrie Peterson

Happy Birthday! Have a day as great as you are!

Erika D. ✨

Happy Birthday, Mattie! Have a gummy and a great day celebrating. Thank you for being YOU! We all love you! PS: Great video, Christina. Mattie is adorable in all of it.

Val McCue

Happiest of birthdays, Mattie!! You’re our sunshine in these dark times and a wonderful soul 🥳 😘

Ariana M

Happy birthday!!!!

Bumbuu

Happy birthday Mattie

Jess Schuster

Happiest of Birthdays, Mattie!🎂 🥳 🎉

Tricia theisen

Happy Birthday, Mattie!! We love you so, so much!

Deborah Jo

Hope you have the happiest of birthdays!!! Thank you for the joy and laughs and community.

Zelo

Happy Birthday Mattie!! 🎉 Now release the reunion episode already!!!

Nikkii Morgan

Enjoyed this video SO much. Happy Birthday Mattie!! 🎉

Claire Pancerz

Happy Birthday to the best teller of southern stories since Eudora Welty!! PS - Mattie seems to be aging backwards, right? PPS - I love it when even Poodle is too defeated to ask a follow up question. Keep going, Queen Mattie. Thank you for all the joy and insight you bring us. My birthday wish for you is that you have someone doing the same for you on a regular basis.

Emily

Happy Birthday Mattie!!!

Sonja Prather

Happy Birthday Mattie!!!! 🤍🩷❤️🧡💚

Meghan

Happy Birthday Mattie! 🎉😊

erin.vip

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTIE!!! 🥳💜

Dee Mc

Happy birthday Mattie!! You’re such a joy and delight!

AlliLance

Happy Birthday you beautiful king of southern stories. May you have a wonderful day, a healthy, happy year and may you grace us with years and years…and years of southern tales.

Hammy

Happy Birthday Mattie!! Love you!! Hope you have the best day! ❤️

Sissy Holly

Happy happy birthday Miss Mattie - KGQ💕

Lindsay M

Happy Birthaday Mattie!

Jessica Johnson

happy birthday mattie!!! 🩷 thank you for all the laughs over the years!!!

Mandy G

Happy Birthday, Mattie!

Lobster

Happy Birthday! So grateful you are in our lives.

Alex Dawson

Happy Birthday Mattie!! Thank you for the laughs ☺️

Jill de Jesus

We LLLLLLLLLOVE you Mr. Queen! 😘😘😘

James Pullman

Happy Birthday, Mattie! You are a beautiful soul and we love you so much!!!

Laura Williams

Mattie's stories!!!! The absolute best! Happy Bday to you! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

Nicole

That was fantastic! Happy Birthday, fellow Pisces! Wishing you many more years and looking forward to hearing many more southern stories!

JD_aloha

Happy birthday, Mattie!! I hope you have a fantastic birthday!

Colleen 🗑

Happy Birthday sweet Mattie! What a delightful compilation for us sissies!

Erin Haskett

Happy birthday Mattie!! We love you and your southern stories and Poodle’s follow up questions. 😂 Hope you have a great day my love! ❤️

DK

Happy happy birthday!!!!

Megan Kim

Happy Birthday 🩷🎈 Thank you for the laughs!!!! They help more than you’ll ever know!!!

Sammie Sanchez

Thanks for being you!! Hope this year is full of blessings 💕

Karen Tronier

This is so cute. Happy Birthday Mattie!

Melissa S

Happy birthday Mattie!!

Kimmm

Love you, Mattie! May this year be your BEST!!!😚

Sierra

Happy Birthday, Mattie!!!!! You are such a gem and your southern stories are truly my favorite 💖

Alicia Andrews

What a treat! Happy birthday Mattie! For the record it’s also my good-for-nothing brother’s birthday (1980) - but that’s a whole other Southern Story, y’all

Ebonie Porch

Happy birthday Mattie!!!!! We love youuuu ! Hope you have a great day queen!

jey

🎂HBD mattie!!! what a blessing you are to so many of us. may this year be full of good dick and good friends and good music and trash tv 💖 🎉🎈 also, WHAT IS THIS SONG?! 🙏 i used to know it in my baby dyke days and i can’t find anything to jog my memory 😂

jey

((the ukulele intro and outro!! it’s a dyke song, right?!?😆))

Kit S.

Happiest of birthday wishes to the kindest guy around!

jey

i think i was mixing it up with a song from Phranc 😆🤯 it finally came to me. this is probably pond5 and i had a total lesbian carl’s wife moment 🤓

Jennifer Riester

Happy Birthday!!! Hope you ordered a cake from Instacart!

Jane Swanson

Happy Birthday 🎈 Handsome! I hope that you have the best day! We love you 🥰

Lois Molina

Happy Birthday! You are truly a gift to us!

A

HBD Mattie!! Many more to come!!

Michele S

Happy birthday! 🥳🍰

Ashley Janes

Sweetest pea from Oklahoma. Happy Birthday, Sugar!

Emily Mosakowski

Happy birthday Mattie!!🎉🎈🎂 May you never stop tellin Southern stories!!

Laura Vega

Happy Birthday Mattie! Love you and your stories! Never change!

Brandie

Happy birthday Mattie! I hope your day is as wonderful as you are!🥳

Erin Lockley

Joyeux Anniversaire from Yaounde, Cameroon. Thank you for all the laughs over the past few years!

heather McCarthy

Happy birthday Mattie!!! Best stories everrrr!!! Here’s to many more years of sharing them with us ❤️❤️❤️.

Yvonne Betancourt

Happy Birthday!!! Gotta love those Southern stories!!

fieldnotes

Sensitive Pisces king queen Mattie, I love you!

Melissa Stetzel

Happy birthday! Many happy returns of the day ❤️🥂🥳

Jeneven76

Feliz cumpleaños Matti❤️

B

Mattie & I share the same birthday! 🥰 Happy Birthday Queen!! 🥳

Cami

A legend 😍 Merry Freakin’ Happy Birthday Mattie!!! Love you so much -a faithful listener 🥰😘

Gracie Ham

Happy birthday queen!!!

Felicia

Happy Birthday, Mattie! Your empathy, humor, and amiability is such a joy to experience! Thank you for all that you do for us!! 💖

Corrina

Happy Birthday, Mattie! We love you so much! 💗

Courtney

Happy birthday!

Mary Shine

I love this so much! Happy birthday, Mattie!!

Kvaz

Happy birthday beautiful!

Ashley

Happy birthday fellow Pisces!! ♓🎉 Get some good instacart delivery tonight !

Karen Cloud

Happy Birthday you Lovely One 🎈🌹

Mads

Happy birthday queen!!

KR

Aw we love you Mattie!

Linda Newman

It’s a birthday Maddie, you bring such joy to my life. And thank you.

Mary Scheske

Happy birthday 🎈 may the instacart driver bring you exactly what you want 🤣🎉

Madeline Rose

Happy Birthday, Mattie! Love you soooo much! 💖💖💖

Kimberley Shelton

Happy birthday, Mattie. I hope that you received some wonder women swag and some Liz Claiborne heels.

Cara Scotti Dargis

Happy Birthday Dear Matt. Thank you for bringing much light and laughter into our world!!

Jennifer Whirley

Happy birthday Mattie! Thank you for all the laughs and advice. You and Jake will never know how much you are loved!

Kristi Burks

Happy birthday dear dear Mattie!!

Starr D

No wonder we get along I’m a water sign too! I’m a cancer! Love you lots ! You are the sweetest, funniest person I (sort of) know!! SNL here comes Mattie!!🎶🎶 Mattie’s getting hot Mattie’s getting loose!”” 🎶🎶

Christine Lanza

Happy Birthday! I loved that montage ❤️❤️

Sinéad

Happy Birthday Mattie!

Amy Diehl

Happy bday sugar!!! 🎉🎂

Deb Ha

Well, that was utterly delightful! Happiest of birthdays, sweet Mattie! May you regale us with Southern Stories for many more years to come. xo

sandra wong

Give me more southern stories please

Shmiaaaaah

You bring me (and so many others) joy ! (In my Anita Baker voice) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Tami

Thank you for the gift of Mattie to the world! Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳

Osman

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